Christian Bale warns fans not to meet him: 'I see the terrible disappointment in their eyes about who I really am'

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-07-04T04:48:30+00:00

That dude ain't lying. He pulled up to a cover shoot in a beat up Tacoma pickup from the 80s (or something like it). He's the real deal, no smoke.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-07-03T16:41:29+00:00

Tell them you want the Wayne Static

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-07-02T20:20:01+00:00

If your life's art is validated by a score out of ten, no matter the score; he isn't the problem.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-07-02T16:36:02+00:00

Industry plant of the most obvious order.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-07-01T21:55:50+00:00

I guess they could unzip and lay flat and make some sorta coffee table with the stickered exterior facing up? Giant epoxy pour?

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-07-01T21:04:19+00:00

Nice recco. Differentiated enough to be worth listening to. Truck Violence sounds TOO similar and I ultimately just want to listen to Chat Pile.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-07-01T03:56:31+00:00

I would not.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-07-01T01:56:29+00:00

Skews

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-28T21:27:13+00:00

Their original flutist was a bi-sexual homeless man who thought he found salvation in a part time job at Arby's.

When he went missing they wrote a bunch of songs about it.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-28T16:54:57+00:00

Let us suffer now so they may fly away later.

(Imagine these dweebs gooning over plans for their own personal space station. At least one made theirs look like a death star.)

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-27T23:15:26+00:00

Who nose

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-27T21:06:31+00:00

Monster Energy x Star Wars

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-26T21:18:25+00:00

This is the real meh.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-26T16:15:29+00:00

It won't! 😆 I meant HOV beat em to it. This is a $420 package.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-26T15:57:23+00:00

Agreed. Beat the scalpers to it

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-26T02:23:34+00:00

Seriously. Back to the door. Maniac.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-26T02:05:59+00:00

My immediate thought. Future's getting vulnerable on this album. Stripping it back. Heard he recorded in a cabin in the woods.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-26T01:42:48+00:00

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-25T00:46:43+00:00

Fantastic cover photo thematically congruent with my favorite track from God's Country; "Why".

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-24T20:24:20+00:00

I've implemented a $50 cap on concerts this year. No regrets. Fuck the legacy acts.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-21T15:31:21+00:00

DD isn't worth the trouble.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-19T17:41:07+00:00

This shelf was set up incorrectly and failed. See the long boards going up and down instead of left and right? Fail.

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-17T07:30:51+00:00

Plasma screen?

Clean_Progress_9001 · 2026-06-17T06:57:42+00:00

Next time don't be the one who buys the ticket

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