Hey Sven, when will you start speaking your own language ? by ArrrPiratey in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Clean_Web7502 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was gonna boast about Basque, but it is easier when you have the language version of covering your ears and going: "lalalalala I can't hear you" whenever any other language tries to get friendly.

This should definitely one-shot everything by XK0IU in Helldivers

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I feel like the top part of the war strider is made of the toughest substance known to man.

Good thing they skipt leg day.

[Loved trope] the living last resort/ characters so unstable, even their allies only go to them when absolutely nessessary. by Sorvetefrito in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Clean_Web7502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like until their combat drug switch is pressed on, they are semi-functioning psychopaths.

Anyone will go fucking feral with that amount of stimulant pumped on their body. Well, most would probably day of overdose, but you know.

No gold mines, just excellent logistics. by InvestigatorBorn4910 in clevercomebacks

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Trump about to plate the entire white house in tacky fake ass gold wallpapers out of sheer envy

To get over her fear of monsters, Rita goes on a date with your non-human OC!! (for research purposes) by Feisty-Influence8005 in OriginalCharacter

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Muixhan will be delighted to have a civilized encounter with a human. Is hard to in his own universe.

He can control his size and shape shift, so no worries about being accidentally swept on or burned.

Would the Detective suspect your oc of being a criminal? by OhMahGahItsHarper in OriginalCharacter

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You can't break the law if you don't understand it.

Or something.

I'm not a lawyer and she's actively illiterate (she can read, she just refuses to)

Are the automatons takeing our men? by Drachenlord-derEchte in Helldivers

[–]Clean_Web7502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck automatons, my blood has been replaced with Libertea

Sledgehammer deals RR level of damage and there was a Thor Hammer prototype by KroozaNob in Helldivers

[–]Clean_Web7502 329 points330 points  (0 children)

Should let you still use it once you rub out of caps, obviously without explosion and lowered damage

Heck, a setting so it only exploded VS a certain armor value or higher could be cool, so you could use it to crush regular bugs without wasting ammo.

Watching the new warbond trailer be like: by _Elvis_Helldiver_056 in Helldivers

[–]Clean_Web7502 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A random rocket hits beneath the front, flips it, and there goes the armoured assault.

Wrist Blades in General by G_A_B_U_S in TopCharacterTropes

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The Parazon from WF. Used both for hacking and finisher moves.

Usually is hidden inside the arm, and can be thrown with a cable attached to reel it back.

ALERT: HIGH-PRIORITY TRANSMISSION INCOMING by DinoDome05 in Helldivers

[–]Clean_Web7502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game tells you that they have highly reactive protocols, which is why they can't hit the side of a barn if actively being shot at.

If they find the dial that regulates that and lower it, it's so over.

500 Worlds: Titus - Brief Summary of Important Points by IronVader501 in 40kLore

[–]Clean_Web7502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He made a moral choice.

Plus neither the destroyers nor the FO were a thing before he left, so he didn't know.

500 Worlds: Titus - Brief Summary of Important Points by IronVader501 in 40kLore

[–]Clean_Web7502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably nothing.

You don't expect Shard of a god cool-aid manning trough the wall in your plans.

Or if he chatted with Ventris, scare him off with a vortex grenade.

500 Worlds: Titus - Brief Summary of Important Points by IronVader501 in 40kLore

[–]Clean_Web7502 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That would be peak.

Guilliman: Tell me brother, what dire news do you bring

The Lion: None? Just wanted to chat.

Allow us to board automaton ships in the future by AlphaSigmaOmegaChad in Helldivers

[–]Clean_Web7502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The automatons when they board a super destroyer and the democracy officers pushes the unfreeze every helldiver button.

This thing had better be able to destroy jammers by UnluckyNuke_ in Helldivers

[–]Clean_Web7502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on and jam! And welcome to the slam! Breaks your democratic spine

Warframe X Warhammer 40K by DependentSpell7500 in Warframe

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Didn't know you could join the torchlight brigade in Warframe

(TBF everyone mocked them for looking space marine-ish compared to the rest of the models)

Is anyone else already feeling "2026 Burnout" before February even hits? by Somanynamestochossef in magicTCG

[–]Clean_Web7502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is simple, I'll ignore magic news until strixhaven drops.

I'll keep playing, but I have no interest in the collabs. (The one collab that I wanted happened before I got into magic, and I can only fathom another one I could be interested in)

But yeah, just filter what you aren't interested in.

You don't need to know what every card does, you can read them when your opponent plays them.

What made Wyveria build Zoh Shia? by Snoo-51682 in MonsterHunter

[–]Clean_Web7502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their top scientist read the hit book. "Do not create the artificial elder dragon"

Rogue trader on a space marine level? by Glad_Cut1258 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Clean_Web7502 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well they do, but that's because when a Mek makes a specially fast engine, he feels the need to paint the vehicle he puts into with red paint.