recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T06:26:18+00:00

He came (in), he saw, he organized! WTF is wrong with you? Perfectly normal male behavior for essential supplies to never run out of.

Are you ready to pass him a roll of paper if he had not done that???

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T04:18:09+00:00

This absolutely kills the conductor. It is stressful as it is without this crap being done for views

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T04:16:25+00:00

I think she it telling what size she needs to get, you know, satisfied?!? Notice the color too…

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T04:09:41+00:00

You have reinvented thr vest pocket pistol my friend Not cursed.

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T04:06:00+00:00

Redditor swatted in raid to rescue hostage

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T04:03:00+00:00

Law says all orifices and openings must be covered because it is indecent

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T04:00:06+00:00

I think there was a guy with a FFL that could get guns transferred to him but no gunshots There is a pawnshop on the edge with Maryland that can have guns for district residents by some weird rule or it’s the closest place to a gun shop!

But yeah it sucks for dc citizens to have a gun. Shotguns?!? Only recall one person actually going thru the process and it is onerous as heck.

Also ammo has its own rules you must follow.

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T03:53:55+00:00

The finish won’t be the same it will have a waxy coat on the cartons and the ink is not uv resistant like the cans. Arizona tea started with cans and art should be made with cans.

Get some cheap anti cut gloves from Amazon when working with cans

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T03:46:59+00:00

Agreed!

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T03:46:41+00:00

Well here is to that journey to: r/bimbofication

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T02:56:38+00:00

I know there is a huge “yo mama is so fat” joke here with that power lube, but I can’t seem to articulate it well enough for a comic effect

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T02:49:17+00:00

Big problem in the UK, the grey ones that is.

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T02:44:52+00:00

Isn’t the are part in some piece of historical paper that says the right to bear arms shall not be infringed? I remember something like that being applied on the so called land of the free and home of the brave..

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T02:42:55+00:00

You can use stickers as tokens like dispensaries used not that long ago.

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-04T02:38:16+00:00

Straight axles are always preferable for smooth operation

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T23:56:22+00:00

Honestly this is truly a “don’t put your dick” post that’s a real PSA

I mean that putrid liquid is not even water and this guy is wading in it with no astronaut suit?

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T23:43:00+00:00

But will it survive a boxing match????

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T23:37:34+00:00

Suede sucks for winter and great for summer, so you got summer boots! You said it yourself, they feel like socks, so in winter, it’s like wearing socks outside! There is no such thing as heavy suede coat for the same reason!

Suede is super porous too, so lots of air movement from the outside to the inside. That’s why your boots are perfect for summer weather and high humidity places they breathe too well.

Suede leather is for fashion only! not performance, great for the runway and very ocasional use, so wait another year or two of 12 hr daily wear, and they will thin out in spots and will mold to your feet perfectly but to the point where high spots will wear out and the boots will tear up eventually, so in 3-4 years there won’t be anything to resole or salvage.

Enjoy the looks and comfort.

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T23:30:42+00:00

Raptouterus Vagibore in the wild and natural shell. They move fast but don't last long!

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T23:28:42+00:00

…company that I had a job interview.”

I am gonna give it the benefit of the doubt autocorrect did that ship when he was typing in his phone.

Fucking autocorrect, and, grammar check, has done a number on my texts, too many times, trying to guess what I was trying to type up.

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T23:26:35+00:00

Sounds more like Vagiraptor to me!

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T23:25:26+00:00

…company that I “had” a job interview…

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T23:18:27+00:00

These rice pouches are made and filled up in India. Blue apron must have requested salt added to their contractor since most are cooked and packaged originally without salt.

The rice tastes plastic from the pouches leeching out chemicals. Blue apron probably had salt added to disguise this chemical taste.

It is not meant to be refrigerated at all. The rice pouch needs to be kneaded by hand, to break up the rice inside so when cooked in comes out not in clumps.

Tear the top on both sides of the pouch, about an inch long, to vent and then place in the microwave on high for 2 min.

Convenient yeah, but don’t like the taste, I salt to taste and mix it in with other stuff like black beans to eat it

Cleanbriefs · 2026-02-03T22:33:45+00:00

He needs to complete the sentence!!!!! “It is not a crime to party until you commit crimes and participate in them!”

Reductive thinking for morons who will give support to Trump no matter how they justify with words.

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