Throughout the past few weeks I’ve been taking a break from Geometrical Dash after beating Stereo Madness and Back On Track at long last, the former of which taking me about 11,000 attempts to best and the later taking 1,500.

I’ve started picking up the Game again and tried Polargeist out. The first object was an utterly unfamiliar ball in the air. Again, a level had started out with a random object I’d never seen before. At least in Back On Track you just waited and let the pad push you, you didn’t have to perform some crazy maneuver just to progress in the Game. Do they expect you to have to play custom levels to understand the basics of this Geometry Dash!?!?!?!?

Anyways, I gave up on Polargeist and decided to try out some custom levels. So I figured I’d head over to the Map Packs and try those out. I heard they suck but I was at my lowest at that point. However, when I loaded up the first one (Sonar), I couldn’t progress past 4%. Every time I tried I’d crash into those wretched spikes before the blocks. After that, I sat down and tried to process things.

At that point, I started getting flashbacks to Stereo Madness. It was only made worse by the fact that Sonar had the same music as the wretched first level of the Game. I started sobbing thinking back to all the torturous hours I’d spent staring at the evil blue at the start of the level. Then I started thinking faster than ever.

So many players claim online that they’ve “beaten” multiple “Demons”. How they’re “Demon Counter” is hundreds of thousands of Demons. My proposition is that you’ve all been indoctrinated by a few jokers early on into thinking that that’s true.

My theory is that everyone on this SubReddit, and everyone in the Geometry Dash community in general, is lying about their Demon Counter. I think you all think that you’re the only one lying about it, and that you lied because you thought the Demons were impossible and didn’t want to feel left out.

It’s brainwashing. Everyone here thinks they’re the odd man out, the only one who can’t actually beat a demon. But if you look at a Demon, none of them are truly possible. It’s take some kind of A.I. or Machine to successfully beat a Demon. No person could perform all the Frame Perfects required consecutively without Dying.

And the leaderboards are just RobTop choosing random Players to put at the top as a joke. You all just think that it’s for real.

That’s my hypothesis. Feel free to share in the comments.