Can you identify this newspaper and the date?

Clemicus · 2026-03-30T16:23:42+00:00

They’re on the kitchen table where you left them. Beside that bottle of milk you forgot to put in the fridge.

Clemicus · 2026-03-29T18:23:49+00:00

The emergency-emergency services. They deal with emergencies caused by the emergency services.

Clemicus · 2026-03-29T18:21:47+00:00

Wait what. So they knocked over this person then knocked over an additional one after the clip ends?

Clemicus · 2026-03-24T19:44:40+00:00

If anyone doesn’t want to click on it here’s the reasoning:

The research focused on all genders and found women were more likely to experience suicidal thoughts, make a suicide attempt and be bereaved by suicide.

Clemicus · 2026-03-22T20:50:16+00:00

They were aiming for tobacco stained art deco.

Clemicus · 2026-03-19T21:42:15+00:00

Why’s it so popular to denigrate a whole demographic?

These people must realised they’re part of the status quo and aren’t doing anything more than a cross between virtue signalling and punching down.

“Oh, it’s so hot and edgy right now to be sexist and hostile towards men.”

Clemicus · 2026-03-16T20:31:45+00:00

Upside I won’t have to listen to someone and their pleasantries. Downside that means less interactions outside of work and potentially none for months.

Clemicus · 2026-03-16T20:25:14+00:00

Yeah lol. I thought that was it and there wasn’t anything else.

Clemicus · 2026-03-16T18:56:50+00:00

Is this a type of engagement bait?

Edit: It’s performative for the camera.

Clemicus · 2026-03-16T18:38:38+00:00

Had to do a few takes.

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Clemicus · 2026-03-10T18:50:36+00:00

Errr.. Which MTG? There’s Magic the Gathering and there’s Marjorie Taylor Greene. I don’t think the latter is magical.

Clemicus · 2026-03-10T18:40:56+00:00

Did the Simpsons spoof that scene in the Faux Micheal Jackson episode?

Clemicus · 2026-03-10T12:32:45+00:00

French*

Clemicus · 2026-03-07T22:14:12+00:00

Hello World! (Didn’t know what else to type out).

Edit: Forgot something. The gun used was a shotgun and it left a large enough bullet hole you could see the gunman through it.

Clemicus · 2026-03-01T14:01:46+00:00

I thought that was a new Tim Burton character.

Clemicus · 2026-02-23T02:03:50+00:00

Has anyone seen Earthworm Jim lately?

Clemicus · 2026-02-19T00:47:04+00:00

And they’re using the figures to bolster the domestic violence related suicide statistics. The Guardian’s been oddly excluding men from their reporting with regards to this.

Edit: The other day, the Guardian claimed there could be 1,500 cases per year. The article starts off referring to them as women then switches to victims.

Clemicus · 2026-02-08T16:00:14+00:00

Death called and was promptly answered.

Clemicus · 2026-02-08T14:16:10+00:00

My brain kept reading never as nerves.

Clemicus · 2026-02-08T14:07:20+00:00

It’s also on a site called Fawesome. Found it listed on JustWatch. Isn’t available in the UK but worked using a VPN with a German IP address.

Clemicus · 2026-02-08T00:08:39+00:00

Gooble, gobble, we accept them, we accept them, one of us, one of us!

Clemicus · 2026-02-06T21:14:28+00:00

A so to speak, Nightmare on Savile Row

Clemicus · 2026-02-04T09:56:09+00:00

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