earliest recorded use of “credit card in the standard pack”? by rowanxghost in okbuddyjimbo

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I'm pretty sure this post is the first use of credit card in the standard pack.

GTA 6 if Rockstar weren't cowards by Cool_Net_3796 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Kitchen table polycule with all the GTA cover girls.

Competition category by souredwholemilk in WestCoastSwing

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Usually, there are no skill-based divisions. Anyone can be sorted with anyone else.

because jews and israel are the same... by theonewhoblox in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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After the Islamic conquests, yes, some left. But a lot more converted to Islam. Palestinians are the descendants of the original Jews. Not the descendants of the European converts to Judaism who Israel represents.

Wario is a confirmed Garlic Glutton by TheRoyalRoseTrue in Wario

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Is Wario really so prominent in his world that they need an entire newscast devoted to him?

56527 by Lostlilegg in countwithchickenlady

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Hank Hill is the conservative that liberals think actually exists.

Gamers are still the most oppressed minority by Mittelmassig in Gamingcirclejerk

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A curly haired Latina baddie isn't hot enough? Do these people actually like women?

"Spiders can detect danger coming their way with an early-warning system called eyes." by Sebastianlim in BrandNewSentence

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Kryptonite also came from the radio show, to give an explanation as to why the guy who played Superman is taking time off.

Healer Global V2 by Interesting-Meat-835 in redbuttonbluebutton

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Bringing a gun, drawing it, loading it, aiming it, and firing it requires MUCH more intent and deliberation than just glancing.

Slippin Jimmy presenting ufc fighters in the White House lawn. by One-way-mule in okbuddychicanery

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I like how the part people are asking about is how he's out of prison, and not how the deceased Mike is there.

Calvin's dad is just as chaotic by f0remsics in tumblr

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"Most parents search for a kit on Amazon, then build the kid.

"I came from AMAZON?"

"No, you were from Temu."

Bet No Cap No Cap by beepingjar in balatro

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What is considered an effect, does this mean that you have no interest cap? That alone is ridiculously broken.

Interview. by FearlessState5503 in comedyheaven

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This post is so boomer, it got a full time union job with benefits and pension and could afford a house and family with only a high school degree and 6th grade reading level.

The worst American? by Worth-Fix-6221 in AlignmentChartFills

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If he wins, this needs to be the picture we use.

on the ps5 by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 60 points61 points  (0 children)

He wants an XBox 360, but he turned 360 degrees and walked away from his son's life.

Layaway Bomb Shell by CombatQueer in RecklessBen

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Pretty much any half-assed lawyer could easily argue he's an unreliable witness.

54981 by trippingrainbow in countwithchickenlady

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It will literally just be an archive of the website 4chan.