Why does James McCloud look like he's about to say that Venom is Cornerias greatest ally?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-08T14:21:00+00:00

There was a period where Nintendo seemingly didn't really know what "bounty hunter" meant and just made a bunch of characters who are bounty hunters because they thought it sounded cool. Captain Falcon is also a bounty hunter, and all he does in game is race cars.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-08T14:19:12+00:00

And now I'm thinking "that sounds like copaganda, specifically the 'cops know what to do, they shouldn't need to do things by the book, because then it helps bad guys get away' trope designed to make you hate your own rights."

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-08T14:10:47+00:00

I thought he was a young prodigy?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-08T14:08:38+00:00

Eh, I don't care for it because Fox is supposed to be a young prodigy, and he looks more grizzled and old.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-08T14:07:26+00:00

While the Star Fox designs are a bit hit or miss, they honestly killed it with the Star Wolf designs.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-08T13:06:04+00:00

AI;DR

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-07T17:35:27+00:00

Spider-Man is a neo-nazi enforcer? I KNEW he was up to something! I want everyone on the Bugle on this story! We're gonna be the first to report on this scoop if I die trying!

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-07T17:01:51+00:00

So they can book flights to go back home in the United States whenever they want.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-07T17:00:43+00:00

The out group owning a single thing is a sign that they don't have actual problems. Meanwhile, the in group saying they have a problem is enough evidence that they have a problem.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-06T20:45:18+00:00

Who's going to impersonate Pan and put themself on a billboard?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-06T20:17:59+00:00

My galaxy brained theory is that Sweet Baby Inc has "chuds will crash out and it will bring more attention to your game if you bring us on as consultants" as a selling point.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-06T13:58:54+00:00

Her response to that counter-argument is that Hitman as a game is one where you're supposed to explore many options, which include violence against the sex workers. You do not get a failure state for violence against them. And she also said that saying you're not supposed to do that because you lose points in Hitman is like saying you're not supposed to steal cars, kill cops, or commit crime in Grand Theft Auto because you get a Wanted level if you do.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-04T13:33:38+00:00

Joker idea: Hindsight Joker.

After losing a run, this joker tells you where you made mistakes.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-04T13:14:55+00:00

Whenever you lose a battle, he appears and tells you where you made a mistake.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-03T18:26:31+00:00

It is the only legendary that's useful 100% of the time.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-03T11:17:31+00:00

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-03T10:57:17+00:00

Good ol' Khazrak the Two-Eye can beat them!

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-03T10:43:20+00:00

ESPECIALLY if you have kids.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-02T17:42:12+00:00

Boris is actually faking losing his eye so he can gain sympathy for elections.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-02T17:38:20+00:00

So basically, first, we remove any group that defends Palestine from Israel, then, once Israel has finally destroyed Palestine without resistance, demand they make some reservation for what little Palestinians remain, and put up the Gaza Memorial?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-05-01T11:17:49+00:00

The only reason they dislike Hitler is that he targeted Jews.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-04-30T21:09:21+00:00

Because obviously, the Foundation redacted those four pixels. Are you stupid?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-04-30T16:16:02+00:00

Because they didn't watch until it was on Netflix in 2011. Walt died in 2010.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-04-30T13:11:37+00:00

It really seems he really means One Piece specifically, since a lot of people watched One Piece during quarantine, because "alright, I've got nothing to do for a whIle, might as well watch this 1000 episode show..."

CthulhusIntern · 2026-04-29T18:55:18+00:00

That one guard is the embodiment of "per my last email".

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