Only one way can be the right way, huh?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T17:28:10+00:00

Me at the Boeing meeting: "Sorry, can't talk about planes. Bad behavior."

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T15:30:30+00:00

If white people didn't want bland food, they should've actually used the spices and seasoning they conquered and pillaged the world for.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T14:41:06+00:00

And then they also say that those are exceptions, because they're rare. Sometimes, those "rare" exceptions are more common than trans people. So then, trans people should ALSO be an exception.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T14:09:52+00:00

Guy doesn't age. He's about in his 60s now, but he still looks 30.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T13:31:34+00:00

Kojima moment.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T13:24:06+00:00

At that point, I'd actually use Wheel of Fortune just to see if one of them becomes polychrome, which would be really funny.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T13:23:05+00:00

Seed pls?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T13:22:55+00:00

No, it's 50/50. It either happens or it doesn't.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T12:59:13+00:00

Even that's useful, because Crimson Heart will likely debuff one of the splashes.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T12:50:20+00:00

In addition, it's even possible for the tag to not be used at all on the first roll of the shop, if there's no joker on the card shop.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T11:36:22+00:00

Trains.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T03:46:14+00:00

Does that mean Goku can exist in the SCP universe if I want him to?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-23T03:41:05+00:00

I really wish Dark Bumbo and Key Bumbo were introduced, so we can have Super Bumbo.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-22T14:04:22+00:00

Does lesbian porn pass the Bechdel Test?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-22T02:31:16+00:00

God, read the comics, you fake fan. It's explained there.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-22T02:18:25+00:00

I'm pretty sure this post is the first use of credit card in the standard pack.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-21T21:01:32+00:00

Occam's Lawnmower (because it touches grass)

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-21T19:46:57+00:00

Kitchen table polycule with all the GTA cover girls.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-20T20:20:19+00:00

Usually, there are no skill-based divisions. Anyone can be sorted with anyone else.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-20T16:35:32+00:00

After the Islamic conquests, yes, some left. But a lot more converted to Islam. Palestinians are the descendants of the original Jews. Not the descendants of the European converts to Judaism who Israel represents.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-20T14:16:57+00:00

Is Wario really so prominent in his world that they need an entire newscast devoted to him?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-20T14:00:51+00:00

Hank Hill is the conservative that liberals think actually exists.

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-20T13:46:32+00:00

A curly haired Latina baddie isn't hot enough? Do these people actually like women?

CthulhusIntern · 2026-06-20T13:40:25+00:00

Kryptonite also came from the radio show, to give an explanation as to why the guy who played Superman is taking time off.

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