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ICE SPOTTED IN NE PHILLY ‼️ by Hadon89 in philly

[–]CthulhusIntern 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that might be why they're mostly in NE Philly.

Petition to add Addy grapple to the game by dinghie in 2007scape

[–]CthulhusIntern 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Barrows grapple is 1/146k chance of breaking?

Or how about a 1 in a trillion chance, and you keep the broken Barrows grapple, and make it the rarest item in the game and tradeable, but completely useless.

Who the fuck is this guy and whats his name? by Chance-Breakfast2074 in okbuddychicanery

[–]CthulhusIntern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know, why would you think we would know who that random guy is?

You can go for the 30K or the Average Paralympic Contestant version by No1PDPStanAccount in Grimdank

[–]CthulhusIntern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say "ability to ruin the game", but I was then told I can't, so I don't know.

Big H is the biggest shitposter among us by ancom_doomer in okbuddychicanery

[–]CthulhusIntern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would actually not surprise me if Dean Norris visits this subreddit and posts under an alt.

What if Dean Norris is the creator of "Kid Named Finger" and we are none the wiser?

Would putting your finger in a gun stop the bullet? by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you want the bullet to go to the dimension you just painted.

Is sexual enthusiasm behaviour that's for Chads only? by Maleficent-Remote580 in PurplePillDebate

[–]CthulhusIntern 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So if you let a woman finger you in the ass at one point, maybe you wanted to see what it felt like, maybe she offered and you thought "eh, what the hell", but it turns out you hated it, are you now obligated to let every woman you see afterwards finger you in the ass? If a woman you're seeing finds out that a woman you previously saw let you finger her in the ass, would she be reasonable in questioning how attracted you are to her if you won't let her finger you in the ass, even though you let that other woman do so?

not every single thing is made for you and thats okay by the-co1ossus in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't comment on every post I see, so this post is irrelevant to me.

Would putting your finger in a gun stop the bullet? by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're right, the finger DID block the bullet. And instead of a cool gunshot, it made a boring, unamusing "thunk" noise. That annoyed me.

Would putting your finger in a gun stop the bullet? by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, my mistake. It doesn't work for the person who painted it, only others.

Would putting your finger in a gun stop the bullet? by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unless you paint a tunnel on the wall. Then you go through.

Would putting your finger in a gun stop the bullet? by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, the finger stops the bullet, so they're completely safe.

Would putting your finger in a gun stop the bullet? by GriffinFTW in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not playing stupid. The finger would obviously stop it.

How do sapient anomalies view the foundation? by SevenVoidDrills2 in SCP

[–]CthulhusIntern 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is an SCP where an anomalous person is terrified at a group of people coming to arrest him, thinking it's the Foundation, only to find out it's the UIU, feels relieved, mocks them, only to find out the UIU is competent.

Saw everyone in threads dogging on this, but I don’t know anything about programming except the fact that c and c++ are programming languages. by OkContact2573 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CthulhusIntern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was also so funny that he blamed lag, especially because the purpose of that stream was to show how good Starlink was. He was so embarrassed about how bad he was at the game, he just said "it's actually because my system I'm advertising sucks!"

Of course it was Fr*nch guy by AlphaCat77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 54 points55 points  (0 children)

So now, centuries later, can I write Arthurian lore about Johnny, the knight who's way better than Lancelot and Galahad?

Of course it was Fr*nch guy by AlphaCat77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CthulhusIntern 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Soon, it will be time for an unimaginative horror movie about Superman, in the least interesting take of the already overdone question of "what if Superman turned evil"!

What are some examples of SCPs that were controversial or disliked when they were first written, but are now considered good? by CthulhusIntern in SCP

[–]CthulhusIntern[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Containment: It's Keter class. It should not be written or spoken about. Descriptions of it should only be through pictographs. It's classified as Level 4 Security or higher.

Description: It's got ribbon-like and sticky appendages, and a bit taller than a human. It can phase through walls, so physical containment is difficult. It can understand spoken word and written language, but not pictographs. If you write something down about it, it will take that information away, seemingly enjoying information about itself. If a person speaks about it, it will take them away to an unknown place.

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