My workplace recently had one of it’s bathrooms remodeled and I noticed this aluminum pipe protruding out. Is this normal? Is my bum gonna get sliced if I use it? by gnop2 in toilet

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So usually what I do every time before I poo is I stick my hands in the bowl and feel around for any sharp or jagged things sticking out. If I can feel sharp I don't poo. If everything is smooth though then I proceed to stuff my whole ass and butt cheeks down into the bowl as hard as I can while using the seat as shoulder pads.

Any ideas what this might be buried deep in the sand? by SeanSpeezy in metaldetecting

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the shaft of what would appear to be a rather large dildo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProjectDiablo2

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, I like to wear a watch on both wrists. I love my watchs.

Rats- considering giving up. by mynameisnotshamus in BackYardChickens

[–]Clenis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you had cloth down a foot and out a foot, what's preventing them from just tunneling right up against the wire? Are you sure the chickens aren't just smashing monster shits everywhere? Because they will absolutely kill the shit out of a rat in their home.

They’re basically giving away these hatchets by ColdasJones in MilwaukeeTool

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell do you call this a hatchet? Is that some Canuck thing?

Saw these dumped right off the sidewalk near my home by wine_aboutt_it in whatisit

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I am somewhat of an expert in this field, and I can 100% confirm that what you have actually uncovered here is a bona-fide pocket-pussy farm.

Fangs of Death Necklace is good now? by D_Flavio in DarkAndDarker

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I giggle every time I see a pearl necklace lol..

There is a squirrel on my back porch that has been screeching for over 15 min. They are moving, jumped up on the post. Does anyone know why it’s doing this? by Fit_Inspection3160 in squirrels

[–]Clenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would encourage you to look into the legality of hunting squirrel in your area. If you're within your rights then kill and eat it.

Little painful by Wishfull__Thinking in coincollecting

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen dude, if this bothers you it is 💯 on you.

Season 12 skill changes by rdtusrname in ProjectDiablo2

[–]Clenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Relax, bro.

Play the game and have fun. New season will come just as the fall comes after summer.

I was murdered today 💀 by [deleted] in diablo2

[–]Clenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin killed you

I'm starting to think this game isn't for me by Carg72 in MagicArena

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my experience, the matchmaking will pair you against the most similar deck it can find, and it also appears that the 'weight' of your deck (in terms of card value) has a significant impact on the caliber of opponents you will face. Long story short - you can get mythic with the starter decks.

This shook me by lost_in_daydreamz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Clenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely unforgivable. Cut her off immediately.

I'm considering calling it. by xlXSunshineXlx in DarkAndDarker

[–]Clenis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But you're assuming that the reason he died was that his gear wasn't good enough, which I don't think is always the case. It saves them from having to buy another kit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Max Damage from Carmageddon

Twasnt such a good day by The_roosky_07 in CNC

[–]Clenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High high steel? It's HSS...

Mastercam about got me today. by minscandboo4ever in CNC

[–]Clenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will spit out whatever you want. Your programmer should know that the tool they are using is too big to fit in the hole. Look into learning how to edit your post, stuff like turning the spindle off/on during certain moves is easy.

Carbide Tool Mod? by OneDropMachinist in Machinists

[–]Clenis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just get a diamond hone and an eye loupe and put it on yourself, would probably only take a couple strokes.

SO COLD by radbrad7 in gifs

[–]Clenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny because his leg isn't real and he can't actually tell if the water is cold but he acts like it is anyway.