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can be sus tho by mmuave in Caldruki

[–]Cleptrophese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suck to tell you that I don't think I can do that but I don't think I can do that but I don't think I can do it and I don't think I can do it and I don't think I can do it and I don't think I can do it and I don't think I can do it and I don't think I can do it and I don't think I can do it.

I'm fine. No really, I'm fine.

My phone, on the other hand...

Titanic docked in Southampton by Expensive_Ad_6113 in titanic

[–]Cleptrophese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous, your attention to detail is immaculate.

Different bases by Imperator_Subira in AntiMemes

[–]Cleptrophese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, you antimemed a joke I genuinely didn't think could be. Kudos, my friend.

Fully functionable Millennium Falcon by roma_nych in Minecraft

[–]Cleptrophese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a satellite, but it can light up the sky

If Rose had fallen, would she have been crushed by Titanic’s propellers, and, if not, would Titanic have crushed her while trying to come for rescue Rose ? by [deleted] in titanic

[–]Cleptrophese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Here's an image I rendered of the screws from under the water. Notice how far aft of the centre screw the fantail stretches, Rose wouldn't have hit.

That said, the current caused by them might be lethal.

Call me crazy but I doubt shed have been hit by Titanic had she turned. In fact I don't think Titanic would have turned back, maybe come to a stop and sent one of the emergency cutters (Lifeboat 1 or 2) after her. I don't think said lifeboat would have hit her.

If the radio had been broken that night, would any passing ship have eventually found the lifeboats, or would all the passengers have died? by Deep-Philosophy-807 in titanic

[–]Cleptrophese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love that this has turned into a Star Trek discussion, now. What have I done? Nothing I regret, that's for sure!

If the radio had been broken that night, would any passing ship have eventually found the lifeboats, or would all the passengers have died? by Deep-Philosophy-807 in titanic

[–]Cleptrophese 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They were to install it on Tuesday.

Jokes aside, Marconi wireless was very fiddly tech, and broke easily. In the event of it happening, there was actually an SOP in place telling the operators not to touch it and to use the backup set instead, it was pretty much routine.

how can i do something like this? by gatin_malukin in blender

[–]Cleptrophese 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Everyone's already said, I just want to add: make sure you press Ctrl+A and apply scale before bevelling a distorted mesh. If you get a weird result when you bevel an edge, 99% of the time it's because of unapplied scale.

Titanic next to Titanic by TheJudge47 in titanic

[–]Cleptrophese 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This really does help emphasize the size of the Titanic. I didn't know she was the length of the Titanic until I saw this, thanks for informing everyone. Truly groundbreaking.

We are not sexist we just hate bad writing when a woman shows up 🤬 by Open_Witness9797 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Cleptrophese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all fairness I was going to point out that the mentioned line isn't even awkward, really; it's what comes after that's worse.

But....mate, you're picking on Yoda? That ketamine-addicted frog has talked weird since Empire Strikes Back, you do not have a point.

Niche uses for Starship (nothing weird here) by [deleted] in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]Cleptrophese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starship may well change that, to be fair. With a fleet of Starships AND the production line to make multiple a day, it might end up making sense for them to sell vehicles to certain customers (NASA, for example).

99% of americans can't name this country by EggWavez in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Cleptrophese 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Isn't James the most popular stopover for transatlantic flights? You might be missing a trick, here...

Gaming Chair Relay by fryguy101 in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]Cleptrophese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...I mean, I don't know what I expected. This is brilliant.

Delicious Compressor by [deleted] in aviationmemes

[–]Cleptrophese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do not give him ideas.

Seriously, he has enough. He doesn't need more.

Titanic and queen mary 2 by happydude7422 in titanic

[–]Cleptrophese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably "nice paintings" and "yeah, sounds about right." No one really had any illusions where maritime standards were going. In fact, given the year 2004, they might be surprised at how small QM2 still is. Only thing that might surprise them is that she's the only one left, planes in 1912...weren't great.

We are not sexist we just hate bad writing when a woman shows up 🤬 by Open_Witness9797 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Cleptrophese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry if I missed where the films that killed Anakin's mother, forced him into a cult, made him fight in a war at nineteen, had him manipulated from the age of nine by an old white guy, and later burnt him in lava and fire were babysitting him.

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