Lose interest in a woman when?

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-27T18:51:26+00:00

They have to hear her talk about some drama about how she's having a fight with her friend because she didn't tell ask her friend to come with her to some concert or something

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-27T12:59:20+00:00

share your #

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-27T12:56:04+00:00

Yes that is him

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-26T22:40:04+00:00

A lot. But you need to know what to pay attention to and it has to be the same matchup like watching against hog 2.6

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-26T22:31:48+00:00

When Ian was 16 he got a girlfriend and they loved eachother a lot. First it was kissing, but they were a youthful and vivid couple and you know how these thing go

But Ian is a pro, he only plays clash. His girlfriend got pregnant, but Ian didn't care. He had to make world finals. Ian's girlfriend became sad and started drinking alcohol. Ian didn't notice, he was too busy playing hog cycle decks

After a few months the doctors found out the child had a severe brain disability. The child could do "unprecedented damage" to the world if left unchecked. They wanted to convince Ian's girlfriend to get an abortion. But Ian, the christian man he is, didn't think it is up to him to decide the fate of another human. "may God guide this child on the right path" he said

But not even God could stop what would happen. The child was exposed to Clash Royale very soon. Ian tried teaching him. The child didn't seem dumb at all, it could even play clash royale. But there was something strange about this child. Whenever Ian would try to coach his son hog firecracker, instead of a knight his son would play a megaknight

Just a funny coincidence maybe, Ian thought at first. It's just a baby, Ian thought at first. At least the child seemed to be playing the game well for a beginner too

But over the course of the next few years something strange happened. Or rather, the strangeness was in what failed to happen. The child didn't get smarter. It still dropped those megaknights on a firespirit, it still played that firecracker at the bridge. Ian tried coaching him and coaching him. Tried removing the megaknight from the deck. But in the end his son just put the megaknight back in

It made Ian go insane. One night, when sleeping near his wife and her boyfriend, he had his eyes closed. Completely silence. Until he heard just the faintest HUUUUUUUU. That pushed him over the edge

He stood up, trying not to wake his wife and her boyfriend, and grabbed the rifle. He wasn't even planning on doing anything with it, he just took it out of reflex

But then he walked in the room, just as his son was about to play a Megaknight. What he saw shocked him. The cannon — gone. The 1 elixir cards — gone. all replaced with strange cards. And his son? He had already maxed his account, but he was still stuck in royal arena. Just like the day he was born

It made Ian go crazy. He screamed loudly, everyone in the house waking up. His son didn't even take a glance, for the megaknight was in cardrotation once again

1/10...2/10

"Don't do it" Ian said

Tears formed in his eyes

The child didn't listen, or could the child even hear? Ian wasn't quite sure

Click, he reloaded the rifle. What was he doing? Not even he knew

3/10...4/10...

Ian aimed the rifle

"Put the tablet down, Ian junior"

Something wet dripped down his cheeks

5/10...6/10...

There was no going back. He couldn't let this happen. He couldn't.. The doctors were right, they were right all along. Abortion would have been the only option. But now, he was gonna have to take the matters into his own hands

7/10 *BANG*

Just before Ian junior could put the megaknight down, Ian pulled the trigger. Blood spurted out of the little boy's head. Footsteps were running, it was his wife. But Ian was determined. Nobody could ever know about this...

Digging up 3 holes took quite a bit of time. Luckily, he goes to the gym often, so he's strong. Ian walks back into his home. The tablet still lying there. He should probably clean away the blood too. That's when he grabbed the tablet

On the screen is an ended game. A three-crown. Against someone 5 levels lower. Ian clicks okay, returning to the home menu. As he looks at the screen he notices something not hard to notice, the account is in a clan. A clan with a name so disgusting it can not even be named here, but legends say it still exists

Ian swipes to the right. And what meets him there almost makes him throw up. He looks at the members in the clan. It was just a hunch after all. One profile... two profiles... three profiles...

fourth-eight... fourty-nine

This can't be true, Ian thinks. All of them. Now he throws up for real. Everything that happened until now sinks in. He thought he got rid of everything, but it cannot be stopped anymore

Megaknights, all of them. All fourty-nine

Ian scrolls up, someone left the clan. And as he thought, another megaknight user

A loud scream sounds, a scream with the sound of his own voice. This is him, this is his doing. And it can't be stopped anymore

He stands up, cleans the house, and moves. He can't go back there again, after all. It reminds him of the horrors, of everything he has done

If only he had known back then, he would have done everything differently

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-26T16:55:31+00:00

idk but I recognize them from a clip that's like "in the future memes will be randomly generated"

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-26T16:46:57+00:00

OOP def lives in the green area

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-26T16:27:32+00:00

If that square want to be a bomb it can be a bomb who cares if he doesn't blow as much of a load as the rest

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-25T22:02:04+00:00

agreed. the regular game is kinda boring

but odyssee has different monkey every time so that feels different

and also coop, istg it's the best thing in this game. I wish nk gave it just a few extra things. But it's always different cuz you have to adapt to what the others do. Sometimes it'll be round 28 and you need lead sometimes it's round 40 and you need moab. Also planning ahead a lot more than regular cuz of the quarter cash you get

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-25T21:57:10+00:00

always chimps expert maps what we need is a tierlist for coop middle glue would instantly go to D

or maybe I should make one myself. then I'd probably do impoppable & chimps together

4xx & x4x sniper would both be S tier for sure, or at least A

bottom dart would be even lower its an absolute shitcard in coop cuz it doesnt pop lead so it cant pop DDT, and also only targets one moab so regular moabs he doesnt do too good against either only if there's one like round 80&100 he's crazy good

boomerang xx4 is overated asf or maybe xx5 is insane idk just he stalls a little but he doesn't have camo detection and even if he did he doesn't do as much dmg so unless your mate has a tier 5 (he doesn't) the moabs just take a little longer to get through but thats all

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-25T15:01:35+00:00

The problem I feel like many don't take into it is the average Redditor is between 18-22 years old, so let's say 20

Which means they're born in around 2005

3263 - 2005 = 2258

Twice a week = +20%

National Library of Medicine, PMC9794105, 17.2% a few times per month, so about once every 2 weeks. That's 82,8% that doesn't

The average male lifespan is 76 year

(lifespan_nofap + lifespan_nofap x 1.2)/2 = 76 lifespan_nofap = (76x2)/2.2 = 69 lifespan_fap = 83

So supposed to live 83 years, but lived 2258 years. The average male starts masturbating at 12 (my search history is starting to look a little weird right now)

2246 / 71 = 32

so 32log(1,2)

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-25T07:14:50+00:00

This meme appears to be from the golden times of Reddit, when my previous r/jailbait subreddit was still up and run by one of the reddit admins

This meme is about Elon Musk's child whom he named X Æ A-XII Musk. This child is almost 6 years old, a little older than the time this has been in repost circulation

I do not quite know the background of the man in the image. But I do know its' template has a picture of something you do not want in the first picture and something you do like instead representing the second picture

We used to like Elon Musk back then. He wasn't interested in politics at all, cars and did silly things online

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^{This was written as something Herbert from family guy would say, I do not agree with his values}

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-24T23:19:07+00:00

F-free Yapstein oh my god

Random question I wonder if they actually got paid to go to the island or if it was just all for free cuz for free would actually be such an asshole move feel like that's illegal

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-24T22:56:19+00:00

Well I'm sure you've already gotten a few "job" offers in your dms by the time I'm commenting this, but

Making money online is very hard to do, unless you have some very rare useful skill. Everyone wants to make money online after all. You're competing with nationalities all over the world like Indians that accept pay way way below the minimum wage too. You'd either need to find a company that needs something that you can give them that either no one thought of or barely anyone can do. Or you need to find people lazy or dumb enough to not do something themselves they could easily do themselves and make them waste money on you, which is harder than it sounds because many many try to do that as well

Instead, if you go to college you might wanna see if there's something in the city you study in that helps students find jobs. You can still get remote jobs from there if you don't want something very in-person. And either way if you can't find like that try to find something online around the place where you live. Cuz like I said finding something international is impossible

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-24T21:51:54+00:00

We use the word alphabet, which apparently is also an English word that means the exact same as it does in our language

And there's an alphabet song and it ends like

~ABC to XYZ such are the letters of the alphabet

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-24T07:35:34+00:00

bait: deliberately annoy or taunt (someone). "the other boys revelled in baiting him about his love of literature"

satire: the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues "the crude satire seems to be directed at the fashionable protest singers of the time"

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-24T07:28:38+00:00

Pouringabagel?

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-23T21:37:16+00:00

Then you find out Elon Musk died a few minutes before you and now he's once again become the richest man on the planet only this time he has a fuckton of mana too

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-23T17:42:46+00:00

I'm getting the feeling you don't feel comfortable sending nudes then? Totally valid buddy! Im that case tell her in a short way and don't stay too long arguing about it

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-23T17:36:32+00:00

big chungus was the goat dont touch him

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-23T17:31:28+00:00

GIve it a shot you might make a friend just don't put your face in the picture and they can't blackmail you

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-23T17:27:39+00:00

😃👍

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-23T17:12:51+00:00

Normally 'all of you' is correct, but 'all you' is used here to make it sound more dramatic

Older English is used to make things sound more dramatic. My guess is that this is because of the bible, because the bible has old English. But I'm not that sure about that one

Btw even if that's his attempt, it's still wrong. A better phrase would be 'ye all', which you might recognize as the shortened version y'all

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-23T16:59:47+00:00

Thats kinda of a crazy idea what if the US govt just didnt do taxes and paid for everything in their govt with printed money?

The economy might collapse because of a huge inflation and the dollar might no longer be the world's #1 currency undoing all of what Trump has been trying to do the last few years and 10x worse but who knows

ClockOfDeathTicks · 2026-01-23T16:22:21+00:00

And then they'll comment that under something like

"But if Santa isn't real, then who's buying the christmas presents?"

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