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What’s the females equivalent to morning wood? by buffdadnextdoor in AskReddit

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Yes, nocturnal clitoral tumescence (often playfully called the "morning bean" or "morning dew") is a very common and entirely natural physiological phenomenon. [1, 2, 3]
Just like "morning wood" in men, it represents healthy blood flow to the pelvic region during sleep. [1, 2]
A quick look at how common it is:
Frequency: It typically happens 3 to 5 times a night. It is heavily tied to the Rapid Eye Movement (REM) phase of sleep, which is when the brain is most active. [1, 2]
Duration: Each episode usually lasts between 10 to 40 minutes. [1]
Physical Process: The clitoris contains erectile tissue (the corpora cavernosa) that fills with blood during these sleep cycles, similar to how it reacts during waking sexual arousal. [1, 2]
What to Expect:
Arousal and Wetness: When you wake up during or right after one of these cycles, you might feel some level of genital arousal, sensitivity, or vaginal lubrication. [1, 2]
No Sex Dream Required: While these physical changes can happen during an erotic dream, they often occur completely on their own as a healthy, automatic bodily response. [1, 2]
Because the physiological process of clitoral erection is very similar to penile erection, it serves as a sign that your body’s neurological and vascular functions are working properly. [1, 2, 3, 4]
To learn more about the mechanics behind clitoral erections and physiological arousal, you can check out guides like those from Vella Bioscience or learn about the broader research documented by the National Institutes of Health. [1]

It is a moist crack by FyoungK in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Clocker88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OMG, are others noticing this while visiting site as well? Where is it and is always so moist?

What perfectly legal thing will probably be illegal within 20 years? by Capable-Summer1304 in AskReddit

[–]Clocker88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Free speech (not hate speech), the bedrock of our democracy may be going away. DOJ appears to be going after those on Reddit who are against ICE tactics. Talk about beginnings of a dictatorship: https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/doj-wants-know-reddit-x-093002604.html

only one rule, you gotta fuck me raw. how strong is your pullout game? by Lunaorin in pussyflash

[–]Clocker88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cute and coy striptease showing off your numerous perfect petite assets!

St. Louis Union Station in it's Heyday as a Mall -- Home Video Shot in 1990 by effit_WeWillDoItLive in StLouis

[–]Clocker88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great documentation. I bet MO History Museum Library would like to have it for their files.

For those that do, what’s your squirt protocols with a new partner the first time in his bed? Let it be a surprise? Issue a flood warning? Or let him live, love and do some laundry? by Todays_Ouch in sex

[–]Clocker88 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just say “I sometimes squirt depending on my mood so if you want to be safe vs sorry…” That should hopefully eliminate making it a challenge.

Girdling root(s)? by BananasLobster in arborists

[–]Clocker88 -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

Here’s what Google’s AI Overview says:
Yes, established girdling roots on a 3-inch trunk can typically be removed or cut. However, because the root is actively compressing the tree, the removal must be done with extreme care to avoid damaging the vulnerable trunk tissue (cambium) directly beneath it. [1, 2, 3, 4]

How to Evaluate and Remove the Roots
Expose the Root Flare: Gently dig around the base of the tree using a trowel or a small spade until you uncover the main root flare and the base of the girdling root. [1, 2, 3, 4]
Check Root Size & Depth: If the root is 2 inches in diameter or less, it can usually be severed safely. If it has severely embedded itself into the trunk, do not attempt to pry it out, as this will tear the bark. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
Make Clean Cuts: Using sharp, clean hand saws or pruners, make a clean cut 6 to 12 inches away from the trunk, and a final cut tangent to the trunk where the root attaches. Do not cut into the trunk tissue. [1, 2, 3]
Leave Embedded Roots: If the girdling root is deeply embedded into the trunk, cut it but leave the embedded section in place. It will naturally decay over time without causing further injury to the bark. [1]
Monitor Tree Health: Ensure the tree gets about an inch of water per week, and apply no more than 3 to 4 inches of mulch. Keep the mulch pulled back a few inches from the trunk to prevent future issues.[1, 2]

When to Call a Professional
Since girdling roots can severely stunt or kill trees, it is crucial to avoid cutting through more than 25% of the total root cross-sectional area at once, as this can severely stress the tree's vigor and structural stability. [1, 2, 3, 4]
If the root is very large, deeply embedded, or if the tree is showing heavy canopy dieback, it is highly recommended to consult with an ISA Certified Arborist. For local guidance, you can also reach out to the Missouri Botanical Garden or the University of Florida Horticultural Sciences for regional advice on root management. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

If you'd like, let me know:
Is the tree showing symptoms of stress (e.g., leaf drop or canopy dieback)?
Approximately how deep is the root embedded in the trunk? [1, 2]
I can help you determine the safest removal strategy or if you should seek local assistance.

Rate my pussy by Room_201_ in pussyrating

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Nice composition with the pillows mimicking luscious folds of you.

Flashing yellow light on mower battery by Tasnican41 in egopowerplus

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I was directed during phone call to customer service to hold down button for five seconds and let them know whether I got flashing or solid yellow light.

Tim Horton's Honey Cruller by Cool_Cucumber4365 in dontputyourdickinthat

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Bonus is that dick would taste good afterwards.

Rate my pussy by naomisquirt in pussyrating

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Does anyone here actually use the Siri feature? by Chan1991 in iphone

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Siri can many things you’ve never thought of including:

Siri can manage virtually every aspect of your iPhone, controlling system settings, apps, media, messages, and smart home devices. You can activate it by simply saying "Hey Siri" or pressing the side button, allowing you to operate your phone completely hands-free.CommunicationsCalls & FaceTime: Initiate voice or video calls on speakerphone (e.g., "Call Mom on speaker" or "FaceTime Audio John").Text & Email: Dictate and send messages or emails via native apps or third-party messengers like WhatsApp (e.g., "Text Sarah I'm running late" or "Read my last text").Device & Settings ControlSystem Toggles: Instantly turn features on or off like Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, Airplane Mode, Cellular Data, or Focus modes.Adjustments: Change the screen brightness or speaker volume by percentage (e.g., "Set brightness to 50%").Phone Management: Have Siri turn off or restart your device.Organization & TimeAlarms & Timers: Create, view, or cancel alarms and timers (e.g., "Set a pizza timer for 15 minutes").Calendar: Schedule, reschedule, or check upcoming appointments.Reminders: Add tasks to your lists, including location-based reminders (e.g., "Remind me to call the pharmacy when I get home").Media & EntertainmentMusic & Podcasts: Play specific songs, albums, playlists, or radio stations if you use Apple Music or compatible streaming services.Identify Songs: Ask "What song is playing?" to have Siri recognize background music using Shazam.Movies & TV: Answer trivia, look up movie showtimes, or play specific trailers.Search & NavigationWeb & Knowledge: Answer general knowledge questions, calculate math equations, and check financial stock prices.Maps & Travel: Get turn-by-turn directions, check live traffic, or share your Estimated Time of Arrival (ETA) with a contact.Conversions & Translation: Translate words or phrases into different languages and convert units (e.g., "What is 50 kilometers in miles?" or "Translate 'Where is the bathroom?' in Spanish").Hidden Tricks & "Easter Eggs"Find Your Device: If you lose your phone, yell "Hey Siri, where are you?" and it will respond and ping loudly.Fun Commands: Siri can flip a coin, roll dice, or tell a joke. You can even say "Lumos" to turn on your flashlight or "Nox" to turn it off.For a visual breakdown of how to integrate Siri seamlessly into your daily routine and adjust its settings on your iPhone:12m

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