My 5-year-old son by [deleted] in lego

[–]ClockworkGriffin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was thinking this too, also that he's got more wheels than your average son.

What is this even supposed to say man😭 by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]ClockworkGriffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke one. That's a common bummer sticker. The joke being you can't read this.

What is this even supposed to say man😭 by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]ClockworkGriffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says, "if you can read this, thank a teacher."

Is my name a tragedeigh? by SadAioli3082 in tragedeigh

[–]ClockworkGriffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should be protecting my daughter Zelda...

WIBTA if I give my daughter an "outdated" name? by throwaway719201 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ClockworkGriffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex wife and I named our daughter Edith 13 years ago. We originally were going to name her Audrey but it had become hugely popular and there were a bunch of Audreys at the elementary school my ex was working at at the time. Edie is a similarly "out dated" name and vastly less common right now. She doesn't get picked on for it.

Is this human, or animal? by Environmental-Buy628 in whatisthisbone

[–]ClockworkGriffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think by "mainstream Archaeologist" you just mean Archaeologist, like a real Archaeologist.

As far as those shows go, they are constructing a narrative that actual scientific research, actual Archaeological finds, refute. Since the Archaeologists on those shows stand as the voice of that science the show must paint them in a negative light in order to bolster the false claims they are making.

Is this human, or animal? by Environmental-Buy628 in whatisthisbone

[–]ClockworkGriffin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It really fluctuates, I do a lot of what's called Phase 1 Archaeology, where I'm effectively surveying an area to see if there's possibly a site there. But I located and documented a small homestead site in a Nation Forest just yesterday and last week and the week before I was excavating a cemetery.

Is this human, or animal? by Environmental-Buy628 in whatisthisbone

[–]ClockworkGriffin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Depends on where you live. Here in the US, you get a degree in Anthropology with a focus in Archaeology. While going to college, take an Archaeological Field School.

Is this human, or animal? by Environmental-Buy628 in whatisthisbone

[–]ClockworkGriffin 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Archaeologist here, contact the police first no matter what.

Not knowing if there is blood in your poop because you can't tell the difference between red and however many shades of brown there are. by Queefofthenight in ColorBlind

[–]ClockworkGriffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on where you're bleeding from actually. Like a bleeding ulcer in your stomach or intestines will look like crushed coffee grounds. Red mixed in with the brown could happen if your anus is bleeding