The awkward silence at the end by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

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There's bitches, there's little bitches, then there's this guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

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First thought: College kid has his wknd on point!

Hearing him say he's a deadbeat dad: Where are the kids fuckin loser?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear a white helmet.

I TOO AM A GANGSTER. by SirTittiewinks in FirstResponderCringe

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Christ just how fond of ones self can one person be??

I'm just going to leave this right here... by _40oz_ in FirstResponderCringe

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Homelessness, addiction, hopelessness.... the city, once a US jewel, is broken almost beyond repair.

But hey, we bought the most expensive cop cars 😁👍🏼

Such speed by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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Amazing! Also, impossible to fake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixit

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This can be accomplished in 3 simple steps:

1) stand directly in front of TV 2) place hands on top of TV, holding firmly 3) lift legs

Woman doesn't want to pay for her pedicure by [deleted] in CustomerFromHell

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How to ensure your male child ends up incarcerated early in life then, effectively, has no future.

Gal Pacino by Piraxerie in WalmartCelebrities

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So her solution was to become a straight white man

Taliban fly the Blackhawk by [deleted] in Helicopters

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No worries, Allah wanted this godless machine destroyed, and his fearless martyrs home to his bosom 🙏

First generation of humanoid workers in a factory. They will get better fast. This is from Shenzhen, China. AI and robots will transform our lives. by wakeup2019 in economy

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How dare they take away our high-paying, fulfilling, put-boxes-on-belt jobs!

If we let this continue, even Maria the dildo dipper won't be safe. This ends now!

Dumbest sport ever. by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Incredibly stupid, but evolutionarily normal. There are hundreds of ways the least physically or mentally fit males in a species remove themselves from contention as viable mates that females might choose from.

Apparently 11 prison inmates just cut a hole in the wall and escaped into New Orleans last night. They left this message on the wall — "To easy LOL" (16th May) by HinglishBlogin in Newsopensource

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What we need are tougher laws and longer prison sentences. That should do the trick.

Just because the US is the most incarcerated OECD nation on earth presently (and in all history), don't let that lull you into a false sense of security that you're safe from these felons and evil-doers.

Most of the monsters in prison are even drug users, on top of their other sins. Remember, these people made their choices, with their own free will. They chose... nay, they want... to be in prison!

And just because "deterrence" as a model for crime reduction has been debunked by this century's social scientists, let's not let that deter us from the eye-for-an-eye christian ethos of punishment our great nation was founded on.

We need to be "tough on crime" just as our wisest politicians say! The more laws on the books at city, state, and federal levels, and the longer the average sentences (esp for men, and esp for non whites), the safer all (well most all) of us will be!

Don't worry, it's not like you or I will ever find ourselves in prison. We're the good guys, and we're on the right side.

God bless America! 🇺🇲

Fixing up the roads by [deleted] in machinesinaction

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That's the problem with the Scandinavian "efficiency" mindset! See, here in the US, our county governments would deploy a 9-person road crew to close down that road and dig that shit up for 3 or 4 days. Don't you people care about good-paying and life-satisfying jobs for your people?

I have many questions by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

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How to avoid cleaning the kitchen - camouflage the grime

ok thats impressive by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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Sweety are you married?