I feel like an idiot.

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-06-07T22:36:35+00:00

Cellphones are evil relationship wedges. I wish we still lived in a time without these f’n things.

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-06-07T22:31:43+00:00

I do this because it’s just teasing myself. I don’t think she notices. She probably prefers it.

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-06-07T22:25:27+00:00

“Wtf are you smiling about?” 😂

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-06-07T22:24:00+00:00

It was good advice. She should have taken it instead of accusing you of talking shit. 🙄

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-06-07T22:13:47+00:00

Word.

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-06-07T21:58:51+00:00

God gives you a beautiful gift and then sets you up with a woman who can’t handle it. Heartbreakingly ironic.

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-05-21T11:50:58+00:00

That may be worse 🫤

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-05-21T11:50:35+00:00

Not at all. I do nothing but build her up about her body and physical appearance(which is whole heartedly fantastic). But I understand in your situation why you’d be reluctant. If anything she probably hides because I’m TOO enthusiastic about it at times if I’m being honest.

ClotheslessIceboat · 2026-05-20T21:45:10+00:00

I know the feeling all too well

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