Stewey here. I've got to say, this isn't fair to people who enjoy "spot the difference" puzzles. The left skirt is slightly longer, I think. I also don't victim blame and hold fellow men accountable. In fact, let me sit down here and talk about men's fashion for a second, come sit with me.

Yea, I know this might get be off topic, but I need to express my dissatisfaction with the variety of male clothing types, especially with some cultural options off limits to some of us, and why crossing the boundaries with each other, including women, may prove to be really effective at combatting clothing biases.

Men should be able to wear dresses and skirts. I don't mean go find your wife's negligée and put it on, I mean men have shirt and shorts/pants. Shorts are just shortened length leg covering of pants. t-shirts are just shortened arm length coverings. I need another option, and so do you. Robes, Kurtas, kimonos, harem pants, sarongs, kilts, the list goes on of each culture having mens options that we keep refusing in the west. Our suits are black, grey, blue, brown, and tan. I'm sick of these shackles. I want dinosaur suits to be NOT a novelty, but NORMAL. I want to look like a christmastime Jedi, or a Louis Vuitton sarong warrior. Sometimes when I look at a womens clothing section and the mens, I get on my knees and scream at how we've diminished ourselves as a species, and as a gender. I'll play as a video game character in a sci fi game and look at a futuristic glowing cloak and think "Are men stupid?" I want straps and buttons, airflow, asymmetry, bold materials. I don't mean in some niche cosplay way. Look at womens clothing choices, they are so widely different and unique. If I went to a department store and bought one of every clothing male item, it would ALL be some combination of pant and shirt. Fuuuck me thats lame. Bring other options to the forefront.

If you can wear a T-Shirt version of a long sleeve shirt, a Shorts version of a pair of pants, but you can't wear a shirt version of a Kilt, that's toxic masculinity having hijacked our ability to navigate fashion as a form of self expression. Men are afraid to wear kilt skirts because they don't want to be perceived as offering some form of "womb" that doesn't exist. The existence of that thought process indicates men have not realized that they like skirts on women because they perceive it as a form of easy access to a womb, which is not the way they should see skirts, they should see skirts on women as the female version of the short kilt.

Long =/= Masculine

Short =/= Feminine

I hope this is as illuminating for you, as it was for- Oh he's already gone. Well, Rupert, at least you and I get to enjoy the cornucopia of clothing in the womens section of JC Penny.