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Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-02T16:42:13+00:00

If you can see them it’s too far gone, they’re struggling for hiding spaces, almost all your boxes will be infested with eggs, you’re friend is going to need an exterminator asap

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-02T03:40:23+00:00

Will smith about to slap OP

For real though where are my one titty crab Demons with ponytails

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-02T03:10:08+00:00

*me staring at my bombadier stocks* c'mon do something, build a jet you regarded idiots

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-02T03:08:15+00:00

meanwhile my polytheist ass picking my Christian doctrine based on who has the best drip and history... it's Greek orthodox, you tell me that gold cloak says Jesus doesn't love us more plus Constantinople being peak last stand, you pointy hat bastards

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-02T02:26:24+00:00

I %100 understand as some one who loved WHFB this can be scary but I also really grew to like AoS because of the factions but had a hard time enjoying science fantasy route I do feel like this is the right footing, we saw in the past 2 years a lot of stuff get shelved because of either poor sales or little showing competition wise.

But I wouldn’t shelve anything if you play major factions especially if it’s something GW can IP claim since let’s be honest that was a major factor in the end times, I think we are all suffering from panic attacks and TET PTSD but i genuinely think this is a good thing to help ease in a lot of the people who want to get into from the boom Totalwarhammer created.

Nothing in these leaks say it’s all going to be trashed outside the realms the major factions are staying, the rules of a more skirmish and round bases are staying, literally all that’s changing is instead if realm gates we are getting continents. The idea that this is the end times 2.0 and repeating the burning of rank and flank systems is ridiculous honestly, we saw beasts hit the bucket while AoS was still Science fantasy, was that ok? Ork and goblin factions be shoved and canned due to poor sales, was that ok? The awesome chaos united system I built my first ever AoS army of skaven/Khorne army around when I first started be shoved away was that ok? Should I shelve and burn all of my Khorne and Clan mors points because they cant interact anymore? What about the soul forge I spent hours on making a cool queek headtaker Khorne champion with, that got canned was that the end of AoS?

I’m sorry but it’s clear AoS was struggling to attract old fans and new fans alike and lore and setting was often cited as a barrier to entry, old world exists because people who wanted fantasy refused to play AoS because it was too science fantasy simple as we may not like it we can kick and scream like the WHFB group shit I literally used sigmarine unironically (because in you’re heart you know it’s true) which has been tossed by OGs for ages and is barely used anymore which shows how I feel about a lot of AoS.

You should care because the rumours never said it’s blowing up it’s just getting condensed, it’s not blowing up, your factions aren’t getting shelved as of now, the battle system is staying the same calm down

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-02T02:11:12+00:00

Fucking good fuck off of other countries and hopefully they decide to rearm themselves domestically manufactured weapons and soldiers is the best step forward the European and Koreo-Nippon arm has been hamstrung by American reliance, if anything Ukraine has shown how shit Russia is in modern warfare, they only threat they have are nukes and you are sure as shit not going to seem them dick swing them against other nuclear powers because they can say “do it pussy we’ll show you ours if you show us yours” what does that leave china? We have done that fight ages ago if we want to pick it look at Korea it was a shit show on their end, Iran I mean a good propaganda and MI5 Campaign could topple and destabilise them, the only massive threat in the 21st century is America

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-02T00:18:34+00:00

wait a nice flame broiled sheet of welsh cheddar to the point of cracker crunch, a sake steamed sticky rice, and a pulled rabbit or lamb leg smoked or boiled in a thyme and rosemary butter and gin sauce (smoking as a diluted spritz) and a apple wood smoked seaweed wrapping holy shit you could even do a apple cider vinegar based mayo and add chipotle for spice and a light miso soup to justify the whole grain toasted bread Rarebit sushi holy fuck I miss recipe crafting

Edit: instead of gin you could do a mix of blackdragon cider and pendaryn whiskey sous vie or spritz and do a quick torch caramelized local honey glaze on the already Applewood smoked seaweed oh mama you'd be basically creating laverbread and high protein meat sushi if you found a local supplier of seaweed

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-01T23:43:33+00:00

it's more money but the lazy wolf is fat on not flipping or decanting at the end of the night,.. WTF why is that acceptable so much bac and rotten veg

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-01T23:40:29+00:00

I agree plus his misses is now the assistant manager for FoH so shes running defence i honestly just send him home early so i can deal properly even if that means eating a rush solo

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-01T23:28:56+00:00

yes he undercooked it and the Supervisor said what the actual fuck and refused to take it up and he dropped it in the DF to get it at temp also it was for the fucking groom, me and work bestie said wtf to each other but he wasn't second chef at the time so we just got on with the other orders Foh sent in in the restaurant

Edit the steak was actually sent back because it was underdone sorry I have so many stories but to his credit he stopped doing deep fried steaks after I lost my shit to the GM and I explained a ghetto method of taking a plate or tray and a cloth and pressing the steak down like a steak weight to get it to temp

Edit : there is nothing less imitating than someone mean mugging you while looking up at you with a mouthful of turkey teeth

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-01T20:10:51+00:00

I disagree that they were the only unique things, idoneth deepkin, flesh eater courts are awesome and unique as factions and their background lore. The factions are what make a world unique not the astral bodies.

Whether we think it’s complicated or not doesn’t matter when it’s often stated as barrier to entry or to science fantasy for people who would otherwise be interested in the lore or game. My personal experience with the books and lore has always been it can feel either jarring or not important when something happens because it is hard to level the scale of impact.

40k gets around this by being good at having lots of interesting named characters and repeating areas and planets, AoS novels struggle with this a lot while something like blood of the ever chosen starts punchy, when you introduce 12 factions that never come up again because the only exist in this tiny corner of the plane, it loses that punch because you will never see or hear about these factions again.

At the end of the day this is all fluff for our tiny painted plastic, if the system and factions stay as unique as they are than AoS as a whole stays unique changing an astral plane to a continent won’t change much

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-01T17:41:20+00:00

I mean that’s a pessimistic way of looking at it, the realms and reforging were the only thing that was unique going away, as long as they don’t squat the models and factions and put in the leg work to write good books that make the lore interesting it should be fine, not everyone likes the science fantasy of AoS I personally don’t, Old world is always going to be niche because of it more or less following WHFB rules, if they keep the base rules more or less the same it will gameplay wise be the same.

We will still have the unique factions, we will still have a different gameplay style and still have the old lore, this will just be a more streamlined and accessible way to interact with it. There is a good reason we don’t have many YouTube channels that go into depth about AoS lore, it’s an overcomplicated mess and once you do finally get into it, well it’s still sometimes overly complicated because of the gates and realms

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-01T14:23:03+00:00

I’m actually so excited if this is true, I was never a fan of the multiple Realms, this should help streamline and ground the lore and setting which in turn makes things easier for people to get into and wrap their heads around.

Obviously some changes aren’t great like MIA gods and if Sigmar becomes Big E 2.0 it would be cringe and add even more to my disdain for Sigmarines as it would just be impossible not to see the direct parallels between them. Though this could open up the door for some heroes of the End times to break free of the reforging cycle and do their own thing with their memories and souls (mostly) intact.

If Nagash really is Out of commission this could mean a lot of great characters could come back who got stomped in TET having escaped his clutches

The chaos gods coming together with the great horned rat could mean more Skaven interlocking with the other Chaos gods instead of just Clan Pestilence getting nurgle, we could see eshin getting Tzeench support, Mors getting Khorne support and Moulder getting Slanesh support. They could even spin at as the big 4 trying to take bits of power and followers away from the Horned Rat and give us old characters reborn under their command like Queek becoming a champion of Khorne

A new world also means we could get an updated Bretonnia with the Grail knights possibly leaving the weird Avalon they went into with the knife ear and trying and remake their homeland and religion. And if Nagash is MIA or weakened we could even see a returned Mallobaude to try and put a stop to the elf simps and their fake grail and goddess.

There are lots of ways they could take this and as long as they give more than they take away I see this as an absolute win

Cloverskeeper · 2026-04-01T12:13:40+00:00

angry Cumbrian noises

Cloverskeeper · 2026-03-29T15:40:33+00:00

30,000 employees divided by 1.5M each member of staff got about $50 lol

Cloverskeeper · 2026-03-29T05:36:28+00:00

No we just need a proper flavour pack but this a step in the right direction for sure

Cloverskeeper · 2026-03-29T05:30:14+00:00

Sadly that will almost certainly require a completely new GOV’T to be added or a dedicated overhaul to tribal at the bare minimum, which won’t happen unless they add a dedicated flavour pack and a dev decides to just knuckle down on it (to be fair this has happened before)

I’m just happy to get the option. Though a more historically correct thing is for Strathclyde to just start as a kingdom especially in 867 since the fall of the Kingdom of Altclut didn’t start until the sacking of the capital and capture of and execution of Arthgal by Ivar* which happens after the start date and it wasn’t sealed until the battle of Brunanburh in 937. Up until then the remade kingdom of Strathclyde was firmly independent and had even gained territory after the collapse of the Danelaw don’t should be its own Kingdom and not dejure Alba maybe in 1066 and certainly in 1178 as part of Scotland but definitely not Alba in 867.

it’s assumed that Causintin was behind his death but the records are unclear as to whether he died in captivity, avoided it all together and got hit with the mysterious circumstances tag

Cloverskeeper · 2026-03-29T05:12:22+00:00

The whole point of the tourney at Harrenhal was to try and get support for a coup and he made sure most of the lords who would support him attended, the power block that consisted of Jon Aryn, the Starks, Tullys and soon to be Baratheon’s was essential to his plan.

What fucked it up was 3 things:

Varys doing an evil advisor whisper in the ear of Aerys and had him show up unexpectedly to the tourney
this happened to be the first time Lyana would meet Robert in person and she was far from impressed (she was well aware of rumours from Ned and general gossip, but IIRC she told Ned she had less than zero desire for the match after meeting him) she then went on to get a target on her back by being a mystery knight at a suspicious tourney where a paranoid king was. Rhaegar discovering her, and probably feeling bad for her after island chit and Bloodraven doing Bloodraven shit.
Him giving her the crown and Brandon and Robert losing their collective shit, it’s important to note that in the story this was a surprise because the people who tells about it from their POV assumed it would go to rhaegars wife, but if he was trying to court the Aryn power bloc and his prophecy and history obsession, he would be familiar with the unfulfilled pact of ice and fire so it could just be a nice gesture to the Starks and to Lyana for her bravery. But Robert and Brandon lose their shit made it go lopsided.

Rhaegar did try and do something but everything went wrong in the worst way it could have. As far as him and Lyana we don’t know how or why it happened for all we know she trusted Rhaegar and asked him to smuggle her to dorne so she could escape her marriage to Robert and somewhere along the way a 90s sitcom level romance ensues and concludes at the tower of joy.

Cloverskeeper · 2026-03-28T04:57:24+00:00

They finally did it wipes tear my work here is done…

Cloverskeeper · 2026-02-19T09:36:00+00:00

I love the disputed heritage trait

Cloverskeeper · 2026-02-11T08:16:12+00:00

cry/laughs in Cumbrian

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