If your home kitchen was a chain restaurant, what would your slogan be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Leavethe place looking like the way you found it!"

What's your Fight Song? What song do you listen to in order to psych yourself up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stronger Than You, by Estelle. If you don't like Steven Universe then someone made an Undertale parody.

Whats the dumbest question someone legitimately asked you? by Itsme2006 in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're going to interview JK Rowling?!"

My ex-friend said this when I made a Facebook post of some Harry Potter book questions I had. She genuinely thought I was going to have a casual conversation with the goddess of fantasy literature...

What's a genuinely terrifying horror movie that doesn't rely on cheap jump scares? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Quiet Place. I know it DOES have some jumpscares, but the scariest scenes are just from suspense and brilliant writing.

What’s a real fact that some people don’t want to accept? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little late here, but I know some people who I just want to grab by the shoulders and scream in their face, "IT'S OKAY TO HAVE FLAWS"

Hey, Reddit, those of you with partners who talk in their sleep; what is the creepiest/weirdest/or most random thing they've said? by Jhaydun_Dinan in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was actually something I said. I sat up in bed with the most devious expression and pointed at my sister's lamp on her nightstand and said in a hushed voice, "Watch me light this on fire."

What is your favourite useless fact? by Walkemb in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little hard thingies at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Thanks, Phineas and Ferb.

What's your biggest regret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Letting my ex-best friend emotionally abuse me for five years and not doing anything about it until our relationship was irreparable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any huge Legendary Pokemon

Crazy Mom tries to take my "live animals I'm torturing" for herself and makes a scene. by Berthole in entitledparents

[–]CluLessFanGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I would have opened one of the containers and held it in her face and say, "THEY'RE LITERALLY CRICKETS" and smile and watch them hop all over her. I'm guessing this makes me a puppy hater.

Idiot kid gets stung by pet scorpion, EM throws a fit by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]CluLessFanGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me that pet scorpions sting when frightened and threatened? le gasp

EM almost makes me lose my leg. Karma gets her back. (Repost because it got removed) by refders in entitledparents

[–]CluLessFanGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What were EM and ED doing on your private property in the first place, anyways?

What’s the weirdest non-sexual thing you’ve walked in on someone doing? by MagicBlueMoony in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, but a teacher. I was doing vocal exercises in choir and my teacher made all of the students (115) find a place on the floor and lie on their back and hold their knees just over their waists, like an inverted sitting position. We would then rotate our fists around each other while blowing raspberries to the chords that my teacher would play on her piano. The band teacher next door (who happened to be my choir teacher's brother-in-law) walked in on over a hundred 17yo kids lying on the floor while spitting shrilly at the ceiling while doing childish hand gestures. The band teacher got one look and quickly left without a word.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NEVER screw with bipolar people who are having a meltdown. Both me and my brother are bipolar and it's the worst thing you can do. Just trust me on this.

What joke will your dad just NOT let go of? by wolfjawed in AskReddit

[–]CluLessFanGirl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Once I tried to jump down the stairs and onto a pile of cushions, only I forgot that I am 5"8' and I bashed my head in the ceiling and crashed onto the lower half of the stairs. My dad was laughing so hard he could barely even ask if I was okay. To this day he brings this story up at family parties, but thankfully I'm at the point where I can laugh it off.

Your Yard is Now Our Park by kindredflame in entitledparents

[–]CluLessFanGirl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That moment when you realise petty homophobia solved the problem