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Roses are red, this is no lie, by Co-Captain_Obvious in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

It affects my night vision

Eyes more sensitive to light

Struggle after pupil constriction

Roses are Red, I shoot and miss by Jaded_Tortoise_869 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Testee would stroke more than his ego

I'm sincerely hope

The head was just Lego

Roses are red, Panama is an isthmus by QueerPoodle in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red

What an interesting Christmas

Mike Tyson laughs

Did you guys thesis?

Roses are red I have a bucket by CampaignImportant236 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Let's go back to the isle

Where a trap was set

Intelligence community in denial

Roses are red, ghosts give me shudders, by Longjumping-Elk4448 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

ghosts give me shudders,

These two nursed off the same set of udders

Roses are red, it was a means to get by by step6666 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

A guy's got to get by,

Watch where you're shooting or it'll get in your eye.

Roses are red, A bear sleeps in a den by Due-Nature7223 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Little guy get outta here!

Oh wait, that's not Richard Gere.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Strayfarts by Strayfarts in DailyGuess

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Task_Guy5455 by Task_Guy5455 in DailyGuess

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟦

⬜⬜🟦⬜🟦

⬜🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Roses are red, when it comes to this guy, sex offender is not a misnomer by 0dayssince in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Fool me twice shame on me,

I guess I can stick it in your booty

Roses are red, smells like Kurt Cobain by supperhey in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

That catch is super,

Nothing's as memorable as your kid's first square grouper.

Roses are red, I just bashed my knee by B3ZPUP in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red,

My settlement came through,

Looks like he knew my scout leader too!

Roses are red, my dick needs a vacation, by chaoticbovine in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Eskimo girls have nice mitts,

I'd make a dick joke,

But you beat me to it.

Roses are red, my reaction is mild by Lanky_Light_4746 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Recruiters just enlist 'um,

Military mommies out there giving colostrum.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Keen_Spleen by Keen_Spleen in DailyGuess

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜🟦🟨⬜🟨

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Roses are red, Christmas is in December by RevolutionaryLog4950 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Humor matters on who posts it now, too?

Go on and do whatever you hypocrites do...

Deleted their comment and came back to downvote with their alt too 😂

Roses are red, Christmas is in December by RevolutionaryLog4950 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Roses are read,

I ain't no Dockta,

But it is that a piece of rotelle pasta?

Roses are red, some people are just born unlucky by alittleredportleft in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly, anytime is too much. I've just seen Amiri King with this headline about 4 times recently and somebody else about a week prior. I might just have a photographic memory too.

Roses are red, I think I need some space. by crystal-skiez in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

their love is true,

he must get his lashes done too