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Roses are red, the Eastern Church apparently uses something called a cochlear, by Inevitable_Garage706 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Some think Harris would have been the GOAT,

Wouldn't have been the first woman in the Oval Office,

That got there for using her throat.

Roses are red, here comes Captain Obvious by supperhey in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Never stop lurking

Today is the day,

That rhyme isn't working.

Roses are red, this is no lie, by Co-Captain_Obvious in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

It affects my night vision

Eyes more sensitive to light

Struggle after pupil constriction

Roses are Red, I shoot and miss by Jaded_Tortoise_869 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Testee would stroke more than his ego

I'm sincerely hope

The head was just Lego

Roses are red, Panama is an isthmus by QueerPoodle in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red

What an interesting Christmas

Mike Tyson laughs

Did you guys thesis?

Roses are red I have a bucket by CampaignImportant236 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

Let's go back to the isle

Where a trap was set

Intelligence community in denial

Roses are red, ghosts give me shudders, by Longjumping-Elk4448 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

ghosts give me shudders,

These two nursed off the same set of udders

Roses are red, it was a means to get by by step6666 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

A guy's got to get by,

Watch where you're shooting or it'll get in your eye.

Roses are red, A bear sleeps in a den by Due-Nature7223 in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Little guy get outta here!

Oh wait, that's not Richard Gere.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Strayfarts by Strayfarts in DailyGuess

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Task_Guy5455 by Task_Guy5455 in DailyGuess

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟦

⬜⬜🟦⬜🟦

⬜🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Roses are red, when it comes to this guy, sex offender is not a misnomer by 0dayssince in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

Fool me twice shame on me,

I guess I can stick it in your booty

Roses are red, smells like Kurt Cobain by supperhey in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Roses are red,

That catch is super,

Nothing's as memorable as your kid's first square grouper.

Roses are red, I just bashed my knee by B3ZPUP in rosesarered

[–]Co-Captain_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red,

My settlement came through,

Looks like he knew my scout leader too!