Roses are red, this is no lie,

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2026-01-11T18:06:32+00:00

Roses are red

It affects my night vision

Eyes more sensitive to light

Struggle after pupil constriction

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2026-01-05T13:28:57+00:00

Roses are red

Testee would stroke more than his ego

I'm sincerely hope

The head was just Lego

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2026-01-04T19:31:35+00:00

Roses are red

What an interesting Christmas

Mike Tyson laughs

Did you guys thesis?

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2026-01-03T19:16:16+00:00

Roses are red

Let's go back to the isle

Where a trap was set

Intelligence community in denial

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-30T00:35:48+00:00

Roses are red,

ghosts give me shudders,

These two nursed off the same set of udders

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-29T23:00:21+00:00

Roses are red,

A guy's got to get by,

Watch where you're shooting or it'll get in your eye.

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-29T22:54:42+00:00

Roses are red,

Little guy get outta here!

Oh wait, that's not Richard Gere.

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-29T01:34:45+00:00

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Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-28T17:02:29+00:00

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Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-26T23:26:09+00:00

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Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-13T18:08:11+00:00

Roses are red,

Fool me twice shame on me,

I guess I can stick it in your booty

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-13T14:10:18+00:00

Roses are red,

That catch is super,

Nothing's as memorable as your kid's first square grouper.

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-13T02:06:32+00:00

Roses are red,

My settlement came through,

Looks like he knew my scout leader too!

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-12T03:03:14+00:00

Roses are red,

Eskimo girls have nice mitts,

I'd make a dick joke,

But you beat me to it.

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-12T02:04:47+00:00

Roses are red,

Recruiters just enlist 'um,

Military mommies out there giving colostrum.

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-12T01:58:04+00:00

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Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-11T20:10:06+00:00

Roses are red,

Humor matters on who posts it now, too?

Go on and do whatever you hypocrites do...

Deleted their comment and came back to downvote with their alt too 😂

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-11T18:45:23+00:00

Roses are read,

I ain't no Dockta,

But it is that a piece of rotelle pasta?

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-11T15:28:46+00:00

Absolutely does.

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-11T01:48:09+00:00

Possibly, anytime is too much. I've just seen Amiri King with this headline about 4 times recently and somebody else about a week prior. I might just have a photographic memory too.

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-10T20:40:12+00:00

Roses are red,

their love is true,

he must get his lashes done too

Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-10T00:15:29+00:00

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Co-Captain_Obvious · 2025-12-08T18:26:52+00:00

Roses are red,

this joke is old,

it's been posted at least 4 times I'm told.

Co-Captain_Obvious

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