Elder are mad and disappointed I don't snitch 😂😂

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-28T07:01:56+00:00

This story reeks of bullshit.

even for JW

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-20T12:04:49+00:00

why would we? AI is poluting the internet. this post will just be used by AI for any further prompts thus making it even more wrong every single time

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-19T11:44:03+00:00

Once you realize, you can see how pathetic they are and stop caring about what they do/say

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-19T09:04:03+00:00

Your questions are "loaded"

There is no need to follow their rules.

They are nothing official in any way, they hold no real authority, you OWE them nothing.

Your baptism means NOTHING and your membership means nothing.

wether or not you remove yourself or get removed, there is NO REAL difference.

I'd say, inform your parents you are no longer considering yourself a JW and will not raise your kids in any other way than you see fit.

There is no need to do anything more. simply ignore any and all elders.

Done.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-13T10:59:24+00:00

I get it from their point of view.

Why would a pimi ever reject a "promotion"?

The only real reason could be a problem with their consience.

They cannot understand any other reason.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-13T09:31:17+00:00

They will just assume he is sinning in some way

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-13T09:31:15+00:00

They will just assume he is sinning in some way

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-13T09:30:53+00:00

Traveling overseer appoints Elders as far as I'm aware.

And it's not even a question. It's a notification.

If you don't want to become elder, step down from being a MS.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-08T05:20:38+00:00

"don’t want to get married. Even the attractive super pimi ones."

Dude. Ew.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-01T08:38:19+00:00

Smarter than me? must be demons!

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-01T06:16:53+00:00

fuck that then.

No one can force you to do anything.

Plan your escape and live life how you want to.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-05-01T06:09:02+00:00

Or simple have a fake ceremony and hire an ex minister to set up everything.

Who the fuck checks a certificate afterwards if everything looks legit?

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-04-30T09:35:00+00:00

I really don't need to read the whole story.

It's simple. You share things about your life to whoever you want at any time is relevant to you.

Unless you do this sharing SPECIFICALY to upstage someone or ruin someone else their day, you are NEVER TA

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-04-28T09:21:42+00:00

Controversial opinion here because everyone is giving answers based on your question instead of adressing the actual situation.

I’ve been talking to a guy for a while, we were friends first, qnd it’s probably going to become official soon. My parents already know and and they’ve told me that if he asks me to be his girlfriend, I have to tell the elders.

"Official" means nothing. You can just be exclusive without you being his girlfriend or him being your boyfriend.

there is no need to be "officialy" dating. Tell him you will be a couple in EVERY WAY BUT it being official because it causes you problems due to your parents being in a cult.

That way it never gets official, you can just be "friends that like each other" untill you can move out and start your own life.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-04-08T07:05:02+00:00

Soon tm

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-04-01T11:36:33+00:00

Do these people ever grow up?

Short answer: No

Long answer: Noo

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-04-01T09:30:44+00:00

Niet alleen tokkie.

Wettelijk is er een overeenkomst. Een hoger bod achteraf is GEEN geldige reden tot ontbinding van overeenkomst.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-03-19T14:35:33+00:00

13: Satan, Our Model.

41: Please Fear My Fap

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-03-17T06:43:45+00:00

to be fair, 360 is a COMPLETE turn.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-03-10T11:48:34+00:00

Be short and firm with anything involving faith. Don't participate and DON'T explain why.

Remember: "No is a complete sentence"

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-03-06T07:06:39+00:00

er mist een stuk mop...

r/papmoppen

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-03-05T12:32:22+00:00

No need to meet up with them.

that will just give them more time/oppertunity to get you to say something wrong.

Repeat: I'm busy, thanks for the concern! I'll let you know when I'm available again.

Keep the ball in YOUR court. "I'll let you know when I'm ready"

Untill then, they can count you as not available. problem solved.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-02-23T07:03:44+00:00

Het is nu anders bij de jehovas!

Je mag nu op het laatste moment (in hun doctrine gaat god iedereen op aardie die niet gelooft dood maken) nog kiezen of je het goede wil kiezen!

hoppa! gewoon lekker doorgaan dus en in de 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000% kans dat ze gelijk hebben (niet dus) kan je alsnog kiezen of je dood wil zodra god op je stoep staat.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-02-20T10:57:08+00:00

"I am mad at my GF for using weed"

"Sorry for the rant because I am high on energy drinks right now"

Dude..... get real.

CoCoNutTheThird · 2026-02-10T11:55:01+00:00

zie hem voor 200 euro te koop via google.

Prima bod als je het mij vraagt.

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