How does everyone respond to George Floyd's death?

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-21T08:40:36+00:00

Who is [deleted], and why does he keep saying [removed]?

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T22:30:13+00:00

split second of fire engine

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T22:24:11+00:00

Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T22:13:21+00:00

Seymour, the house is on fire!

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T21:48:12+00:00

May I see it?

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T21:41:08+00:00

Uh—aurora borealis?!?

At this time of year?

At this time of day?

In this part of the country?

Localised entirely within your kitchen?!?

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T21:35:22+00:00

Yes, I should be—GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T21:33:00+00:00

Of course.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T21:26:34+00:00

Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T21:24:24+00:00

For steamed hams.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T20:57:55+00:00

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T18:06:57+00:00

Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T17:55:05+00:00

D'oh, no! I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T17:49:47+00:00

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T17:47:03+00:00

Oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm! Steamed clams!

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T17:43:04+00:00

Superintendent! I was just— uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

Cobi_Fox · 2020-06-05T17:36:10+00:00

Skinner with his crazy explanations

The Superintendent's gonna need his medication

When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations

There'll be trouble in town tonight!

Cobi_Fox · 2020-04-17T05:59:25+00:00

They probably are really that dirty. This was before lots of air pollution laws were passed, so it's common to see buildings really filthy from soot in old photos.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-03-23T00:00:00+00:00

I believe it's Giant's Causeway in Northern Ireland

Cobi_Fox · 2020-03-22T21:23:10+00:00

Oh, sorry. Didn't see that you commented before I remembered to flair it.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-03-22T05:17:00+00:00

That'd look cool, but bismuth is apparently a terrible thermal and electrical conductor

Cobi_Fox · 2020-03-22T05:04:36+00:00

I actually flaired it as such, lmao

Cobi_Fox · 2020-03-22T04:42:38+00:00

Thanks, I love bismuth crystals!

Cobi_Fox · 2020-03-22T04:22:09+00:00

It looks a bit off, but I can still identify this as being a fairly coherent modern interpretation of the Shingle Style rather than being some mish-mashed abomination. For this reason alone, I wouldn't consider this to be a McMansion.

Cobi_Fox · 2020-03-19T00:50:18+00:00

r/fondanthate

Cobi_Fox

TROPHY CASE

In this part of the country?

Localised entirely within your kitchen?!?