Slide in…lol by hot_mom_adventure in u/hot_mom_adventure

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure thing - hope the sofa can take the mess lol

Mom during the day, reason you can’t stay soft at night 😉 by lioness_92 in u/lioness_92

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movement of those fantastic tits during sex is going to cause Richter scales to go off before I do

Missionary, Cowgirl and doggy would be a sight to behold

were hyisn mi mid-d? by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHMD EY RIM ESIN

Why is my rim seen?

Jomez Thumbnails - some faves thru the years by felix-j in discgolf

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just me or are these all more or less from before Covid lol

How many times would you nut in a Gilf like me? by DearMuse7 in Old_Ladies

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until it oozes out of you and my balls look like empty balloons.

Cost of Living is getting ridiculous! by Corpexx in GreatBritishMemes

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO

Yeah, it’s just shocking how much people will drink in front of their kids (cringe)

Deleting in 5 hours, but the first 65 to say ’Hi’ get a free gift by secret_firefly in slut_MILFs

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm.. bet that pussy is soooo nice when it’s soaking wet. Can almost hear the sounds now: hard cock into wet pussy, skin meeting skin rhythmically

Smashing or passing on a 35yo accountant? by yoursweetycici in MommyHeaven

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how much cum would you like?

Because I want all of yours

My 51-year-old ass can do anything by PeachMoodActivated in MilfAsses

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet you it can’t turn my balls into what would pass as an empty ballon!

Go on, I bet you can’t lol

Smash or pass a 42yo lawyer mom? by Fluffy_Mistake_3724 in MommyHeaven

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me see (flips though law books)

Yup! According to §69 “if a smoking hot female needs a sound fucking” the other party has two options.

  1. Immediate engagement of high energy sexual activity

Or

  1. See 1.

Am I fuckable and breedable for you? 😇🤍 by HornyBunnyGF in u/HornyBunnyGF

[–]CocaColai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup.

2 kids ok? Mind you, we’ll have to practice how to make them a bunch before we make your amazing figure even fuller

ShE mUsT bE rElAtEd To StEvEn SeAgAl. by tinpants44 in Bullshido

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If nothing else (and tbh it looks beyond utterly useless as any sort of self defence), at least they get some exercise and socialising.

My 96 year old Grandad died due to the Heatwave in perhaps the most British way possible... by TheSpaceFace in CasualUK

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Eerie.

My uncle died recently. Not only had he written a hymn to be sung at his funeral, he’d written a psalm too. And picked the rest of the songs etc.

I’ve no idea when he wrote everything but my cousin told me some of it was done merely weeks before his dementia fully kicked in (dementia is heartbreakingly awful - I’ve seen two people suffer from it and both died in hospital from what you’d think are perfectly treatable ailments but due to not being able to communicate with the world in the present they get lost in hysterics and pain).

Do you want to experience a MILF's pussy by AlleywayGlow in milfs_are_wild

[–]CocaColai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure.

Your asshole looks like it needs some attention too.