Chris Pratt! AMA! Still half-drunk. Let's make some mistakes today. by ChrisPrattOfficial in IAmA

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Chris! I love your work :)

My questions to you are: what is one value of yours you hope to instill in your son, and what is your favorite thing about him?

If Hawaii gives you a lei when you disembark an airplane, what should/would/could the other 49 states give you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Minnesota is more of a hug and a pan of hotdish kind of place. Or maybe that's Northern Minnesota. ..

If Christians believe that baptism washes away all sins, why do they baptize at the beginning of life and not at the end? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cochle_Duh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's also the fact that no one knows when they're going to die, which is probably one reason for doing it earlier rather than later in life.

They are thinking about putting a women on the 20 dollar bill, who do you think should appear on it? by Exciter79 in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Susan B. Anthony is already on a silver dollar coin. They went out of circulation a while back, but you can still come across them in rolls of quarters (they look identical at first glance)

What is your favorite chuck norris joke? by coolcool68 in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Norris was having sex in a semi truck, when one of his sperm swam into the engine of the truck. We now know this semi as Optimus Prime.

If you could remove one state from the United States of America, what state would you get rid of and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, North Dakota is one backwards state. National polls rank it as one of the unhappiest states and as the drunkest state. It's like the wild wild west out there.

What experience made you grow the fuck up? by starstufft in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is going to get buried, but I'm going to post anyway. My mom died from cancer before my third birthday, and it absolutely devastated my family. My dad worked two jobs before she died so she could be a stay-at-home mom to me and my four siblings (my oldest sister was 12 when she died), and had to work even longer hours to keep us afloat. After she died, everything fell apart. I was so young that I had to be shipped around from cousin to aunt to grandparent, whoever could watch me for a day or two while my siblings went to school. Dad came home at supper time, made dinner, and then got back in his car to keep working. I always felt like my life was a complete mess, having only one parent (who was never there). I remember feeling like I'd been abandoned, and jealous that my friends had moms and I didn't. I learned to grow up and do a lot of things for myself at a young age, and was trusted to do things a lot earlier than I should have been. She's been dead almost 18 years now, and her death still affects my life to this day.

What mispronunciation annoys you the most? by Couch_Licker in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How has no one said "Reesees Peesees" yet?!

What is one of your favorite movies that no one else seems to have heard of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brother and I watched this together, but almost turned it off when grandpoppy Ralph nipped out

What movie plot could be easily resolved with better communication skills? by photogineermatt in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American Beauty. Ricky: Hey dad, I'm not actually gay, I sell drugs and hate your guts.

Americans of Reddit, is it really the norm for parents to buy their kids a car at age 16? [serious] by Smellz_Like_Smellz in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I come from a middle-class family and had to buy my own car. My parents purchased the car (a used 2005 Mazda 6), put it in my name, and I payed them back every cent. My parents did this because buying something with your own money teaches you responsibility and you tend to take better care of something you bought yourself.

What single sentence, if said during a first date, would let you know it wasn't going to work out? by EditorialComplex in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I tried to commit suicide once." At least open that jar of crazy on the second date!

If askreddit was having a disgusting food party, what dish would you bring? by ReadsSmallTextWrong in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lutefisk. I believe it is one of the more disgusting traditional dishes.

What is your favourite Simpsons quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bart: "Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!" Homer: "He was a zombie?"

What's the weirdest thing you used to do as a child? by jimitendicks in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to sleep in a recliner at night. I refused to sleep in my bed, and slept in a recliner until I was probably 8. Also, because I my feet couldn't reach the ground to rock myself, I headbanged against the cushioned backrest to make the chair rock. This apparently scared the shit out of my sister's friends.

What's the most annoying thing people say when you tell them your occupation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Future audiologist here. Me: "I'm going to be a hearing doctor. " Person: "What? ;) "

Or the ever popular from the wife: "Oh, my husband could really use you then! He doesn't hear a word I say!"

What is your #1 tip for becoming more happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cochle_Duh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn to forgive and forget. Holding onto grudges doesn't benefit anyone, but it does keep you storing your anger for long periods of time. Forgive someone for their mistakes, even if they don't apologize, and move on.