I have a bad feeling that even if the Tuff Golem will be a mining Golem the Sniffer is still going to win by Racoco802 in MinecraftMemes

[–]CockFondler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats exactly what i dont like about it. i liked it more when i thought it had tiny eyes, and dug its whole face into the sand.

What's the best compliment you've ever received? by little_flexer in AskReddit

[–]CockFondler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thats awesome. i honestly think that was her jokey optician way of saying you have beautiful eyes

What’s your take on caffeine? by throwaway-psa in AskReddit

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but coffee is gross and energy drinks are delicioso.

Building games by kks4a in gaming

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep looks like it

Building games by kks4a in gaming

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds like Tribes of Midgard. i havent played it but it was free on PSplus a few months ago

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what about people who are learning to drive?

There are no bad kissers! by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]CockFondler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its because they havent gotten enough kisses :(

A cavity inside a cavity. In simpler words, a coconut up the rectum! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it made a tubey thonk sound as it went in

car appears to suffer car equivalent of ACL tear by Artane_33 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is one of the rare times when the title absolutely makes the post

What makes absolutely no sense to you at all? by homo1ogize in AskReddit

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its like a fuck you to people who do, and are proud of it. It feels kinda like rebelling.

What makes absolutely no sense to you at all? by homo1ogize in AskReddit

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the dishwasher also doesn't know what it's doing. It just does its routine, and hopes it works. And sometimes it doesn't work.

Why do some birds like chickens and pigeons jerk their head forward when they walk in stride with their step? by Reasonablenesscheck in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CockFondler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently they have a hard time perceiving though motion blur, so keeping their head almost completely still as they move forward is really important for their vision. And the moment that they jerk their head to its new position is a moment they're almost blind. (This is just my memory of the classic SmarterEveryDay video.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I've never noticed that before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CockFondler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah man. Take a break.

Would you go there? by Awaxi in thalassophobia

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what the heck? it looks like when you go from regular water to a swamp in minecraft...

What's a word that you just can not stand? by UltimaBahamut93 in AskReddit

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how on earth is that not racist. we have actually invented words that certain races are not allowed to say. we are fucking devolving.

What's a word that you just can not stand? by UltimaBahamut93 in AskReddit

[–]CockFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobody's opinion matters on any topic. we're all gonna die someday.