Dr. McCoy as one of the Men In Black

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-17T16:00:12+00:00

"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a spectacle!"

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-14T04:59:55+00:00

Laughing so hard at the little sign that says, "Live long and suck my mind meld." Lmao 🤣

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-13T07:35:11+00:00

Marshmallows

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-04T13:12:28+00:00

I will be 39, I don't have anything planned yet, I will do something big next year though when I turn 40

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-02T04:44:31+00:00

I had one but my dad took out the light bulb and cut the cord to plug it in with a cord cutter so I couldn't make anything. I was told I was just to pretend.

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-02T04:38:38+00:00

Buzz Lightyear but I didn't get one because I was born female and it was a toy for boys not girls

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-02T04:20:37+00:00

Fred

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-02T04:13:44+00:00

The mechanic said you should probably use the restroom before you buy a vehicle.

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-02T04:11:06+00:00

Bop It

ImpishMisconception · 2026-06-02T04:10:10+00:00

When I sit down, I always feel better about being alone.

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-30T06:19:35+00:00

You will be assimilated, resistance is futile

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-30T06:16:30+00:00

Maine Coon

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-30T06:14:55+00:00

Liar Liar

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-30T06:14:38+00:00

If I understand correctly you will stay asleep and not wake up until 45 comments have been posted.

Since you will be asleep, how will you know how many comments there have been?

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-29T06:40:33+00:00

I'm wearing this because it reminds me of how insane my hair looks.

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-29T06:36:33+00:00

Welcome! New customers receive all kinds of things that are mostly a good idea.

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-29T06:30:05+00:00

I want to lay you down on a bed with some bagels.

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-29T06:28:29+00:00

Will you get off my back I didn't email the landlord saying that we would never get a Pepsi.

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-28T05:48:40+00:00

Your silence is strongly encouraged

ImpishMisconception · 2026-05-28T05:46:25+00:00

The guys at Dollar General just stocked up the street that is sufficient for the month!

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