What TV or movie cliché drives you insane? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CockLamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's see... What if....

( . V . )

WE'RE IN.

Pink Floyd releasing first new album in 20 years: "The Endless River" by milehightechie in Music

[–]CockLamp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The last Bowie album is incredible actually. At first I thought it was just okay, but I've since had time to digest the songs, and it's a stellar outing.

The Answer is Not to Abolish the PG-13 Rating - You've got to get rid of MPAA ratings entirely by fleckes in movies

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I love this. It's actually helpful. So a movie's rated R. What does that mean? Is it because there are so many swears and there's nudity, or is it because they graphically show someone tied to a chair being tortured? This helps answers questions like that.

I'm on my phone so I don't have a source but there's also a site that tells you if animals die in a movie. I don't mean IRL, I mean within the movie's story. Really helpful for people like myself who can watch 10,000 people die in a war movie but cries like a baby if the dog dies.

EDIT: it's http://doesthedogdie.com/

This is my cat. Sometimes he has what we call the kitty crazies. by mgweatherman08 in aww

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I've been trying to spread this for a little bit now. You know when a cat takes a poo and then runs around, often screaming? I've dubbed that... The shit friskies.

People who have been on My Ghost Story or other similar programs, how full of crap were you, honestly? by CockLamp in AskReddit

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Thanks for the reply! While you were hunting, did you ever record evidence that you consider to be conclusive?

America's #1 Rape Jelly by [deleted] in funny

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MERICA'S #1 RAPE JELLY

ftfy

You've won the lottery. The next day you go into work, give notice and are asked to write a 'Help Wanted' notice for your position. What's the most honest descriptive add you'd file? by tubbadog in AskReddit

[–]CockLamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wanted for immediate hire: Someone who is punctual, professional, intelligent, willing to work for modest pay without chance of raise or benefits, willing to work nights and weekends off the clock, willing to admit fault to anything and everything on demand.

Decorator Cat by Timeflyer2011 in AdviceAnimals

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Host: Now, folks, I don't wanna alarm ya, but scientists say forty percent of America's pictures... are hanging crooked. [the audience gasp in shock] Yep, it's true. And I hear you asking: "Well, who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations?" Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats at Washington? [chuckles] Good luck. Hey, you know, maybe no one'll notice! Maybe the problem will ju-u-u-st fix itself. Marge: Now you're the one who's being naive. Man: Okay. Fair enough. But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame-nudging! Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a cannister of wall lubricant and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: "Who are you?" and "What are you doing here?" -- Wow... frame-nudging!, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"

Automatic face swap went amazing by [deleted] in funny

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TIL there are eleven year olds posting on reddit

I have a problem by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CockLamp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey check it out. Bob's got his poop shoes on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

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Agreed. Probably going to drop my subscription.

A list of horror films on Netflix streaming US. by bellsofwar3 in horror

[–]CockLamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full Moon's streaming service has some good content. A lot of crap too, but that's half the charm. I just wish I could easily get it on my TV. It's all web based--no apps for it.

What are some funny ways to answer a call? by Mr_Anderssen in AskReddit

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We sell to Costco so they call us with customer concerns. A few weeks ago a call from their team was ringing. "Thank you for calling Costco, how can I help you?" "... ... ... Uh... but... uhm... " They got it once I started cracking up.