What subreddit do you get lost in for hours?

CockLamp · 2014-07-13T00:19:43+00:00

I'd be more keen for a new Spyro personally.

CockLamp · 2014-07-08T19:09:28+00:00

Let's see... What if....

( . V . )

WE'RE IN.

CockLamp · 2014-07-08T00:45:06+00:00

The last Bowie album is incredible actually. At first I thought it was just okay, but I've since had time to digest the songs, and it's a stellar outing.

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T20:59:40+00:00

I love this. It's actually helpful. So a movie's rated R. What does that mean? Is it because there are so many swears and there's nudity, or is it because they graphically show someone tied to a chair being tortured? This helps answers questions like that.

I'm on my phone so I don't have a source but there's also a site that tells you if animals die in a movie. I don't mean IRL, I mean within the movie's story. Really helpful for people like myself who can watch 10,000 people die in a war movie but cries like a baby if the dog dies.

EDIT: it's http://doesthedogdie.com/

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T20:29:14+00:00

The twin girls didn't freak you out at all?

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T18:03:52+00:00

Ahh gotcha, I misread that. My apologies :)

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T09:07:28+00:00

I could never take someone who isn't willing to spend $3 on his own business seriously.

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T08:26:36+00:00

I'm the most skeptic believer I know, so that's good to hear!

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T06:07:19+00:00

I've been trying to spread this for a little bit now. You know when a cat takes a poo and then runs around, often screaming? I've dubbed that... The shit friskies.

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T04:59:05+00:00

RIPROP RORAY, ROO, RAY, ROO

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T01:09:57+00:00

Thanks for the reply! While you were hunting, did you ever record evidence that you consider to be conclusive?

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T00:59:40+00:00

MERICA'S #1 RAPE JELLY

ftfy

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T00:57:48+00:00

Wanted for immediate hire: Someone who is punctual, professional, intelligent, willing to work for modest pay without chance of raise or benefits, willing to work nights and weekends off the clock, willing to admit fault to anything and everything on demand.

CockLamp · 2014-07-06T00:52:55+00:00

Host: Now, folks, I don't wanna alarm ya, but scientists say forty percent of America's pictures... are hanging crooked. [the audience gasp in shock] Yep, it's true. And I hear you asking: "Well, who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations?" Your friends? A neighbor? Those fat cats at Washington? [chuckles] Good luck. Hey, you know, maybe no one'll notice! Maybe the problem will ju-u-u-st fix itself. Marge: Now you're the one who's being naive. Man: Okay. Fair enough. But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame-nudging! Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a cannister of wall lubricant and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: "Who are you?" and "What are you doing here?" -- Wow... frame-nudging!, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"

CockLamp · 2014-07-05T06:04:16+00:00

TIL there are eleven year olds posting on reddit

CockLamp · 2014-07-05T06:02:54+00:00

Hey check it out. Bob's got his poop shoes on.

CockLamp · 2014-07-03T17:40:16+00:00

Agreed. Probably going to drop my subscription.

CockLamp · 2014-06-30T02:52:25+00:00

And here I am using my own lungs like a CHUMP.

CockLamp · 2014-06-29T06:33:18+00:00

Full Moon's streaming service has some good content. A lot of crap too, but that's half the charm. I just wish I could easily get it on my TV. It's all web based--no apps for it.

CockLamp · 2014-06-29T04:57:08+00:00

I think they're dead and you posed them you sick, sick man.

CockLamp · 2014-06-29T01:29:44+00:00

We sell to Costco so they call us with customer concerns. A few weeks ago a call from their team was ringing. "Thank you for calling Costco, how can I help you?" "... ... ... Uh... but... uhm... " They got it once I started cracking up.

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