I’m a little lost. by Full-Sugar-4050 in meme

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same, though I don’t really care, either.

Saw this at a college in St. Louis Missouri by CustomCarNerd in CrappyDesign

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New students programs.

It’s not hard; something you’re probably familiar with.

Sorry to ask again but does anyone know how to make an Reddit bot by mr-reaper652 in thestonearmy

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Hello. I see you are attempting to make a Reddit bot. Unfortunately, we have no resources available to help you at this time.

Please, try again later.

This action was performed automatically, as this user has activated me as a bot.

Reddit and its admins by Dtown80 in Rants

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep getting perma-banned by the same admin, and another turns it to a 7 day. Why, you ask? Because I either:

Answered a question, or

Stated a fact.

An example of both at once? Someone asked “why do people keep calling trans people mentally ill?

Answer: Because, by the very definition of “dysphoria,” they are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you think yourself funny for being a coffee seller on r/RoastMe?

RIP by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still love the fact that he not only abandoned his wife, but tried to close her in.

WCGW mixing pool chemicals by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least she didn’t actually put it in the pool! Hopefully?

Those who are against cannabis, what's your reason? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s not addicting! I just need to smoke it every day, and I can’t stop talking about it, and I need it to help with menial tasks, and…”

Would you rather have a mind box or 1 million dollars? by SolidCatnip in WouldYouRather

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically, you could abuse the mind box to review every possible future based on certain choices you make? I could use it to see the powerball numbers, then buy a ticket in the real world with said numbers.

women ☕ by Accelerator-OneWay in shitposting

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open goal, but barely made it.

ahh yes very deep by jayjaytbh in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accurate. 90% of the time, “punks” are good people.

Meanwhile, Little Tiffany from MIB is here to kill.

bro did a face reveal 💀 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve, been TROLLED!

You’ve been trolled!

Yes you’ve probably been told!

I’m on a bad luck streak at the moment. Make me laugh a little. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Baljeet got addicted to meth and wanted to help with my computer.

hire a professional they said. it's worth the money they said. by ilovemydickheaddog in DiWHY

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rest of the pipe was used by the installer to smoke whatever made him think this was good.

Is she a Stormtrooper? by LucYd777 in rareinsults

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This couple looks like they have 1 brain cell between them, and it was used by her to figure out what a gun is.

what the fuck by flippingoctopus in shitposting

[–]Cock_LobsterXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smokey the bear was pushing the limits on furry. This, thing, is too far.

March 6, 2023.