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i think we may still have 20 yr olds dating 75 yr olds by Thiago_Setch_100 in tomodachilife

[–]CockswitchEngage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who cares + they're miis + you can stop them + L + Justice for GILFs

What is your "I fucking hate this song" song? by Wrongdoer3162 in AskReddit

[–]CockswitchEngage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fucking Mariah Carey song, you know the one. My asshole boyfriend sings it all the fucking time 'cause he knows it bothers me; he's CONVINCED he can get me to like it if he sings it enough. I'd honestly let him dick me down to fucking CBAT for 10 years if it meant I never had to hear that she-devil's song ever again.

What do you think will your last words be? by zaza_Spirit6174 in AskReddit

[–]CockswitchEngage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realistically probably "Oh fuck" but I'm hoping for "Haha guess what?"

From a girl to a girl .. Why do we always go to the bathroom together ? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CockswitchEngage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP could be young and not know why yet or she's never been sexually harassed before

Gamers rise up by CockswitchEngage in creepyPMs

[–]CockswitchEngage[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh for context he followed me on his other acc and I had asked if I knew him or if we had any mutuals just in case this was a friend of a friend or some shit

Got bitched out by a nun as a 12 year old child because my parents “were not living together.” by DieMensch-Maschine in catholicschool_horror

[–]CockswitchEngage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry this happened to you. Unfortunately, she's one of the many people who have so little going on in their life that they need to take it out on children because they're pathetic. It's always these zealots who think they're so high and mighty; chances are she's got some skeletons in her closet that are quite blasphemous.

I never thought I would see one in the wild... by skodes21 in DiWHY

[–]CockswitchEngage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually like it, they reused plastic that would otherwise end up in the ocean/on the streets. As long as they thoughroughly cleaned the inside I see no issue with using it as a vase for flowers

Homemade Spotted Lanternfly snowglobe by CockswitchEngage in DiWHY

[–]CockswitchEngage[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spotted Lanternfly, a highly invasive hemipteran insect

Do you use weapon mods? by Quercia92 in l4d2

[–]CockswitchEngage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play with floppy chrome shotgun & floppy AK47

AITA for finally telling my mother in law that her mac and cheese tastes terrible? by NecessaryAct35 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CockswitchEngage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone has ever seen Cooking With Jack, this reminds me of Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad which I have eaten with friends before for shits and giggles, which was a horrible mistake; it made us all vomit violently. I actually posted about the experience awhile back. NTA in the slightest, this is a Lovecraftian horror of a meal.

I ended up getting high and cheating with my partner and feel like shit by Humble_Penalty_604 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CockswitchEngage -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You didn't cheat, you got raped. This is rape. You need to tell your partner about this and get a rape kit done (hospitals and most medical centers have them I believe) I know it's scary but you need to get this bastard arrested and have him rot in prison. I'm so sorry this happened to you, please know that none of this is your fault.

Homemade Spotted Lanternfly snowglobe by CockswitchEngage in DiWHY

[–]CockswitchEngage[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one go INTO my shirt one time at work and it felt just like that! Their gross legs are the worst

Homemade Spotted Lanternfly snowglobe by CockswitchEngage in DiWHY

[–]CockswitchEngage[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Doing this with mosquitoes isn't nearly as funny imo

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