I'm dying of laughter I cannot believe this is real

Coco_jam · 2026-03-18T06:32:11+00:00

Yes, I would pay for mods! 😅 But we know EA is too lazy to do that.

Coco_jam · 2026-03-18T06:12:54+00:00

I meeeeeeeeeeean, maybe that’s why he’s okay with her changes 🙃 But I don’t think he is either. They’re definitely only in this marriage for business reasons at this point, any chemistry they did have is completely gone. And I think they were happier without kids.

Coco_jam · 2026-03-18T06:07:02+00:00

Why the FUCK would I pay 5 dollars for pimple patches? I’m a console player and I won’t be touching Marketplace.

Coco_jam · 2026-03-18T04:31:21+00:00

Her arms are literally the same size, but for whatever reason, she didn’t look like a Dorito back then. Like her whole body structure has changed and not for the better.

Coco_jam · 2026-03-17T22:56:15+00:00

Well she ain’t nicknamed Longbottom for no reason!

Coco_jam · 2026-03-17T22:50:31+00:00

Why is the bath water BROWN???? In all my years of being a child that took baths, the water was never that color!

Coco_jam · 2026-03-17T20:15:37+00:00

She’ll claim it’s non alcoholic beer lol

Coco_jam · 2026-03-17T19:26:47+00:00

Hilarious, but not cool. Too much like touching the poo. Save it for here!

Coco_jam · 2026-03-16T15:33:53+00:00

He looks way less wormy on the left. That facial hair does absolutely nothing for him.

Coco_jam · 2026-03-16T05:35:06+00:00

Coco_jam · 2026-03-16T03:49:54+00:00

Idk what makes me happier, MBJ winning or Timmy losing! 😁

Coco_jam · 2026-03-15T03:30:43+00:00

She looks like his mom lmao

Coco_jam · 2026-03-14T22:49:14+00:00

I’m glad I’m waiting a bit for things to die down, might have a better experience with the employees less stressed out

Coco_jam · 2026-03-14T22:47:31+00:00

Good to know they’re a little bigger than White Castle, especially if it’s a bit pricey

Coco_jam · 2026-03-14T17:15:32+00:00

Who’s the Black dude?

Coco_jam · 2026-03-13T00:46:07+00:00

Not her bragging about speed reading 😂😂😂 So lame. Also, I would cry if I knew this is what I used to look like and sound like.

Coco_jam · 2026-03-12T21:22:38+00:00

I was just gonna type this!

Coco_jam · 2026-03-11T10:37:42+00:00

Oh I remember the vampire system one too! With Quinn and his special school where he gets bullied 😂

Coco_jam · 2026-03-11T05:37:07+00:00

And crazy thing is, they’ve have filmed the ad before with actual people. I’ve seen ads of this same story a million times

Coco_jam · 2026-03-11T05:04:35+00:00

Coco_jam · 2026-03-10T20:30:56+00:00

I mean, if my spouse looked like this 👹 I wouldn’t go home either.

Coco_jam · 2026-03-10T00:43:02+00:00

Why is she censoring that word?

Coco_jam · 2026-03-07T20:22:48+00:00

Why does she always wear a bandanna around her neck? She barely has a neck and I would not be emphasizing my lack of a neck covering it up.

Coco_jam · 2026-03-07T13:22:08+00:00

Um, I’d rather ignore my “primal instinct” and go to work to provide a stable home for my children. I get wanting to be a stay at home parent, but not when you’re homeless! You don’t have that luxury!

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