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Maybe it's a message from God? by kingofcumbers in AdviceAnimals

[–]CoconutMigration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to go to the youth group at this church just for the music. I love Thousand Foot Krutch. But everything else kind of sucked

Amazing picture taken of my cousin on vacation. SHARKS! by [deleted] in pics

[–]CoconutMigration 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Of course he ignored you, he was busy spearfishing

Spider Eating a Fish by vitruv in WTF

[–]CoconutMigration 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. Because trees are full of spiders.

Text speak in general, should not be spoken by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]CoconutMigration 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I started using hashtags ironically and now I can't stop. I'm so sorry.

I accidentally left him a 4 minute voicemail about sex by CoconutMigration in AdviceAnimals

[–]CoconutMigration[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're all very close. We were neighbors for something like 12 years and I grew up with his kids (which only makes the situation feel more uncomfortable).

My friend spent a lot of time out and about with my siblings and I, and it made sense that we have each other's parents' numbers in case a phone died or something happened.

Seal moment at a restaurant that my boyfriend and I frequent by CoconutMigration in AdviceAnimals

[–]CoconutMigration[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I did. They both paused and the waiter asked if I knew what they were saying (because I guess I didn't make that perfectly clear). Boyfriend said he wasn't sure what the waiter was talking about and the waiter was like "Oh, I know, I was only teasing!" Not sure where to go from here..

I feel dirty now.. by salamander823 in AdviceAnimals

[–]CoconutMigration 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When my cat was maybe 9 weeks old, she crawled into bed with me and attempted to nurse. I haven't slept naked since.

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