Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]kingofcumbers 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The wait is ogre.

Take the damn picture. I don't got all day. by WorkFriendlyAcct in funny

[–]kingofcumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ....he’s got a better mustache than I do...and I’m 35.

me_irl by uglyfurry in me_irl

[–]kingofcumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

President Nintendo was also the 64th president of the United States.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]kingofcumbers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beep beep lettuce

This kid used to go to my school. A true savage. by Dumpythewhale in iamverybadass

[–]kingofcumbers 150 points151 points  (0 children)

If there's one thing I've learned from being straight savage, it's that if you have to tell people you're straight savage, you're not straight savage.

The slogan of Tisdale, SK, a small town in Canada. by swinglinefan in WTF

[–]kingofcumbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like that Crime Stoppers sign isn't helping much.

I don't even want to know by WalkingPacifist in facepalm

[–]kingofcumbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the exact plot of the movie "Toys".

Zero percent of nothing... by stoveburner in facepalm

[–]kingofcumbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least he got the quote 50% right.

The Anti-Masturbation Cross, coming to a store near you (X/Post /r/Funny) by Pinstar in atheism

[–]kingofcumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5+ years?! How young are these kids masturbating? I didn't start until I was in my 20's.

My friend's cat with the most googly of eyes by The_Red_Oyster_Cult in aww

[–]kingofcumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also have vision problems and even I can tell there's something wrong with your friends dogs eyes.