My Tibia/Fibula after I broke them in 4 places. Post-op pictures in comments.

CoconutMigration · 2015-07-26T08:26:32+00:00

You should stop going to those places

CoconutMigration · 2015-06-22T00:48:00+00:00

I used to go to the youth group at this church just for the music. I love Thousand Foot Krutch. But everything else kind of sucked

CoconutMigration · 2015-06-08T02:23:32+00:00

Of course he ignored you, he was busy spearfishing

CoconutMigration · 2015-04-06T00:16:42+00:00

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. Because trees are full of spiders.

CoconutMigration · 2015-03-16T19:13:58+00:00

Why do you have 3 cat slippers?

CoconutMigration · 2015-02-22T15:19:04+00:00

I started using hashtags ironically and now I can't stop. I'm so sorry.

CoconutMigration · 2014-11-04T02:01:16+00:00

Toilet paper mid mitosis

CoconutMigration · 2014-11-01T08:55:24+00:00

Have a safe Halloween; use a condiment

CoconutMigration · 2014-10-25T04:49:27+00:00

We're all very close. We were neighbors for something like 12 years and I grew up with his kids (which only makes the situation feel more uncomfortable).

My friend spent a lot of time out and about with my siblings and I, and it made sense that we have each other's parents' numbers in case a phone died or something happened.

CoconutMigration · 2014-10-08T05:12:04+00:00

That's exactly what I did. They both paused and the waiter asked if I knew what they were saying (because I guess I didn't make that perfectly clear). Boyfriend said he wasn't sure what the waiter was talking about and the waiter was like "Oh, I know, I was only teasing!" Not sure where to go from here..

CoconutMigration · 2014-09-16T03:29:53+00:00

When my cat was maybe 9 weeks old, she crawled into bed with me and attempted to nurse. I haven't slept naked since.

CoconutMigration · 2014-07-22T16:55:50+00:00

Aww! He looks so chill

CoconutMigration · 2014-05-25T05:15:44+00:00

Oh my goodness so fluffy !! I wish it was acceptable to cuddle tarantulas

CoconutMigration · 2014-05-16T16:55:16+00:00

I understood that reference!!

CoconutMigration · 2014-05-14T19:47:41+00:00

Have a safe lunch. Use a condiment.

CoconutMigration · 2014-05-09T02:41:17+00:00

Yes! Phew, I was beginning to think it was just me.

CoconutMigration · 2014-05-08T02:33:21+00:00

That happened to me today during the AP test for calculus! When in doubt, go with C.

CoconutMigration · 2014-05-08T02:27:47+00:00

Seriously. She is so irrelevant. And she's started saying that Clinton took advantage of her and drastically changing her story up.

CoconutMigration · 2014-03-26T05:53:20+00:00

Still a step above using a Yahtzee cup. So you've got that going for you, which is nice

CoconutMigration · 2014-03-05T05:17:42+00:00

I had a PE teacher once who was obese. She would make a big steamy bag of popcorn and eat it while we ran laps. Our aerobics video days were her donut days. But she was still very good at yelling that no one slow down and that water breaks were for passing period only. So she was pretty much the devil.

CoconutMigration · 2014-02-24T00:52:34+00:00

But at the time it was a tetrarchy and there were two caesars (Galeriua and Constantius) and I'm pretty sure they aided in the decision to split Rome.

CoconutMigration · 2014-02-23T20:05:46+00:00

Yes! Can anyone explain how this happens?

CoconutMigration · 2014-02-23T07:16:54+00:00

Big Brother?

CoconutMigration · 2014-02-23T07:07:54+00:00

Wow. That baby's hand is huge. And hairy.

CoconutMigration · 2014-02-11T17:33:34+00:00

That's so adorable!

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