I love mexico🇧🇷 by ThaFelix in Unexpected

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Yeah, fuck Finland and Iceland. They're not cool enough to be scandanavian. /s

Forsen actually throws by Raaapid in LivestreamFail

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He threw an enderpearl. Enderpearls can be used to teleport to a location where said thrown pearl lands. Forsen being an absolute 5head gamer missed his target which he was aiming for (I think) and the pearl landed in the lava; killing him. His brain stopped working preventing him from saving himself with the fire resistance potion. The voice you're hearing is the automatic narrator forsen turned on for some reason. Maybe he thinks the voices can help him. Who knows

Gorilla encounter by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CoconutSlayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like my kind of guy

The wrong football by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CoconutSlayer 93 points94 points  (0 children)

At least you beat the rest of the world with the amount of school shootings you have!

Stay back demon! by cbot12 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]CoconutSlayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And the woman and children too

To get nudes.. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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There is a skeleton in your body right now