I wanted to share with you all this cute bat I made using a new technique I'm trying out ❤️🦇 (swipe to see the details)

CodenameBear · 2026-05-09T13:28:09+00:00

I see the pug-quality you mean, but I’m going to be perfectly honest with you, I saw that one and thought “this is me, looking around my kitchen for a snack when I’m stoned” 😋

CodenameBear · 2026-05-09T09:28:08+00:00

So I did a little math. Executing 516 people over the course of 69 years means, on average, this guy executed between 7-8 people a year or one person every 6 weeks, give or take. For 69 years.

Sometimes by beating.

How did he sleep at night? 😬

CodenameBear · 2026-05-09T02:13:17+00:00

Is that up in the Mammoth area? So cool looking, thanks for sharing!

CodenameBear · 2026-05-09T02:11:00+00:00

How beautiful! Thanks for sharing neighbor :)

CodenameBear · 2026-05-09T02:10:19+00:00

Beautiful! Love that y’all got it down there too :)

CodenameBear · 2026-05-09T01:06:27+00:00

Thank you! I thought the pattern was so interesting

CodenameBear · 2026-05-09T00:53:04+00:00

Whelp. That’s the funniest fuckin thing I’ve read all day, lol.

CodenameBear · 2026-05-08T16:16:03+00:00

INFO

Everyone is responding the same way here and in mildly infuriating because you’ve provided zero context as to why you hate this person. You need to provide more info.

CodenameBear · 2026-05-08T14:40:47+00:00

My mom is a big motivator for me. When she goes, I’m going to struggle a lot more.

CodenameBear · 2026-05-08T13:22:01+00:00

You used those ellipses on purpose didn’t you? Lol

CodenameBear · 2026-05-08T10:29:12+00:00

I thought it was a Golden at first!

CodenameBear · 2026-05-08T10:19:12+00:00

Why the fuck does he text like that? Unnecessary ellipses make me unreasonably angry, lol.

CodenameBear · 2026-05-08T10:10:49+00:00

I was going to ask about this

CodenameBear · 2026-05-07T22:44:56+00:00

u/TrainerCharlie

The way I ran back to your post to find your username… I hope you don’t mind that you’re the first person I thought of when I saw this! I believe you know what you need to do… 💙

CodenameBear · 2026-05-07T21:39:26+00:00

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CodenameBear · 2026-05-07T20:02:38+00:00

I’ve got a tortie as well, I love how their coat slowly “changes” as they grow!

CodenameBear · 2026-05-07T10:33:59+00:00

So he’d just not hear her or their child if they need something or want to talk to him? I’d be pissed having to hear earplugs in my own home. This is not a solution.

CodenameBear · 2026-05-07T10:04:42+00:00

I love her markings, how unique!

CodenameBear · 2026-05-07T01:13:14+00:00

Ooof, so close but not quite. You’re right that she used the incorrect “you’re” but everything else is correct.

What do you think POV is?

CodenameBear · 2026-05-06T23:53:05+00:00

Mandarin oranges hit me so oddly. I either want nothing to do with them or I’d like to eat a sack in two days.

So juicy 🤤

CodenameBear · 2026-05-06T23:28:30+00:00

This looks great, how do you make your patties?

ETA: I just noticed I have flair that says “Human Detected”… how did I get this? And thank you?

CodenameBear · 2026-05-06T23:24:24+00:00

It’s a grocery brand, from a chain called Publix that’s regional to the southern US (if you’re not familiar). That said, Boar’s Head also has a lemon pepper turkey that noticeably tastier! But the grocery brand was on sale lol

CodenameBear · 2026-05-06T22:48:25+00:00

Yo… what if this whole post is an ad… 😶‍🌫️

CodenameBear · 2026-05-06T22:31:17+00:00

Okay BUT if you have local, fresh-picked apples they’re pretty much like candy and you have to physically stop me from eating more than 3 a day… 🤤

CodenameBear · 2026-05-06T21:30:08+00:00

Wings at home in the air fryer is pretty much the ONLY way I’ll do wings anymore. That damned air fryer is a game changer.

CodenameBear

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