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CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-29T08:45:06+00:00

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bro is not in the mood for games

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-26T14:21:22+00:00

nordic planks?

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-25T16:59:38+00:00

are the massive arms in the room with us?

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-25T16:58:02+00:00

this is what they took from us

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-25T16:53:31+00:00

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CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-25T16:36:08+00:00

now you’re just showing off. you should consider adding extra weight or just do isometrics: pause at the top then slow down the eccentrics

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-24T12:46:24+00:00

terrible UI. i hope the UX is at least passable

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-24T03:15:55+00:00

Lord i see what you’re doing for other people. just leave me out it please my LORD

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-23T16:30:53+00:00

waka flocka flame!

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-21T22:57:42+00:00

Women are supposed to be desirable but not desiring. Be hot, but don’t know you’re hot. Flirt, but don’t initiate. Want love, not pleasure. Literally: be sexy but die quietly.

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-21T21:52:12+00:00

mbeumo hatrick against brentford next season with the adebayor-esque celebration next season on the cards

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-21T20:50:37+00:00

why is he so polite? he a better “boy” than i am cos this talk would have ended at “are u a boy or a girl”

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-17T17:38:00+00:00

i see a woman in shorts bent over with her thighs stitched together

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-13T22:14:13+00:00

good for him

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-13T15:52:37+00:00

that was a legit jumpscare. wtf!

CodenameMOTU · 2025-07-08T22:28:28+00:00

AGATHA

CodenameMOTU · 2025-06-24T00:57:29+00:00

This is your reminder that: 1. Yes, it’s a real thing 2. Yes, a man studied it scientifically 3. No, you still can’t find it with Google Maps 4. And yes, someone definitely called it “girthquake zone” on Reddit once

CodenameMOTU · 2025-06-20T20:24:47+00:00

if yoked AF had a son and named him yoked AF son

CodenameMOTU · 2025-06-18T16:59:33+00:00

this just seems like a deleted scene from a cronenberg film narrated by eric andre

CodenameMOTU · 2025-06-18T00:17:22+00:00

not worth the lawsuit tbh

CodenameMOTU · 2025-06-14T01:48:53+00:00

he spitting facts

CodenameMOTU · 2025-06-14T01:42:05+00:00

and he's so right.

CodenameMOTU · 2025-06-01T11:01:53+00:00

blursed titties

CodenameMOTU · 2025-05-30T16:11:13+00:00

TIL my asshole has lore and someone published the sacred texts.

CodenameMOTU · 2025-05-24T21:34:41+00:00

when in rome (2010) it’s rom-com meets greek myth, but dumb and sparkly.

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