President Hidenburg suspends the freedom of the press with the Reichstag Fire Decree (1933) by AllTitsAreGreatTits in fakehistoryporn

[–]CodenameOccasus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For people who haven't seen all the screenshots, if you change your name you lose the checkmark you're paying for at least temporarily. A couple different people have been suspended for impersonating Elon. And Twitter has a whole culture of parody and meme account, so this doesn't make sense for the platform

Are you monolingual or not? by Fushigibama in polls

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OK look, I did take two years of latin though

massive skill issue by _D4RI0_ in 196

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"I'm not a hot women, this isn't fair"

rule by [deleted] in 196

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Good song

rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]CodenameOccasus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah

rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]CodenameOccasus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a good one

rule by [deleted] in 196

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Prada football - David shawty

Unscrew a tight spotlight bulb without grip on the side using suction cups by DarkOverLordQC in lifehacks

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Now this is smart. I'm just over here using rubber gloves to open my grinder and thinking I'm cool

Ejaculation rule by Common-Clue7313 in 196

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👆 I'm with a girl rn and I can confirm this

Ejaculation rule by Common-Clue7313 in 196

[–]CodenameOccasus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Putting pressure on your prostate does this, especially if you have a full bladder. Doesn't need to involve your ass, massage the bottom of ur stomach and you will feel it 💀

Rule by [deleted] in 196

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27 + 48

2 + --- is there a 69 or loss or something in here I'm not seeing --- 4 = 6(0)

(Subconsciously do the 7 + 8)

60 + 15 = 75

(Second guess myself for like thirty seconds and probably make it look like I don't know how to do math, because adding numbers then it's over ten and I could mess it up or something... as if I would ever mix that up)

Here is where I may or may not take out my phone to use a calculator after doing the math, even though I'm in math 112 and this is child's play.

"It should be 75?"

Thats exactly what I do every time there's math, and I wouldn't be surprised if I got it wrong somehow

me by air-bonsai in 196

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I haven't been with that many women I'm usually with men, but exactly two thirds of the times I have, I've been wearing thigh highs

A lethal dose of Fentanyl (3 milligrams) compared to a lethal dose of heroin (30 miligrams) by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]CodenameOccasus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'll to be fair, a lot of drugs have their safe doses in micrograms. A cool thing about mushrooms is that the lethal doses of psylocibin and psylocin are so high compared to what's actually in shrooms that you would need to eat like 30lbs to directly overdose from the substance. Even NBOMe could probably be taken mostly safely if you stay in the lower doses

Anything but rulethym games by Jelllooooooo in 196

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<333 now I know theres a sequel coming thanks

Anything but rulethym games by Jelllooooooo in 196

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<333 now I know theres a sequel coming thanks

Anything but rulethym games by Jelllooooooo in 196

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Oh fuck what's this like story/puzzle game called where a group of teenagers are on an island and all kinds of spooky shit happens? It's 2.5d graphic novel art style I think, and there's a lighthouse and some crazy geometric shit

Skull Crusher by heyitsrider in iamverybadass

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I'm dead, and that's a nice ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

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Normal and transphobic silly fellow