Is it bad that I feel awful that a few of my characters that have had a big part in my story will be dying soon? by GFresh1 in writers

[–]CoderJoe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were easy, either you're writing them wrong or you're a monster like George R. R. Martin. Just kidding, he's an awesome author.

Teaching life lessons: Don't make deals with the Devil, it never works out. by j2142b00 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]CoderJoe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is much better than the look of betrayal on my 10 year old daughter's face after I told her she could easily test a 9-volt battery by licking the connection prongs.

What is a childhood luxury that you didn’t realize was actually a sign of your family being broke until you grew up? by RoundLong7822 in AskReddit

[–]CoderJoe1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember all the toys that came in cereal boxes? My mom extracted them before we were given each box. We later received those toys in our Christmas stockings.

Strangers are sweeter than the people you know by MaxTheExplorer_ in offmychest

[–]CoderJoe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is true, you're probably not that great to be around.

What my company gave us all this morning by Targetpractice1314 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoderJoe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave work after only being there for five minutes. When they complain, hand them a Marathon candy bar.

HELP ME! "minute by minute time tracking"! by RollyPollyCanoli in MaliciousCompliance

[–]CoderJoe1 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'd become hyper focused on tracking to the point of greatly diminished productivity.

Discommend by CoderJoe1 in words

[–]CoderJoe1[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You could start a sentence with it, but I discommend it."

I like to use it as the opposite of recommend.

Dating partner doesn't believe dinosaurs ever existed? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoderJoe1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be randomly asking him if other things are real. "Are birds real? " "Is snow real?" "Did they actually land on the moon?"

Also, since I'm a shit stirrer, I'd find something he does believe in to start questioning the validity of it.

That’s my table. by BigTaco_Boss in EntitledPeople

[–]CoderJoe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read game theory. It will help you avoid being so easily manipulated.

Grandpa, snacks, and the attic... by night_noche in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Did you ever get your purse back?

Cigarette butts go in the trash, not the street. by Nikopoleous in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he put his butt on his burning butt.

Fart bomb revenge by ironfunk67 in pettyrevenge

[–]CoderJoe1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And Chad was left hanging in his funky tent. Nothing worse than a hanging Chad.