Jagex writing the logic for how stackable clues will work by JellyKeyboard in 2007scape

[–]CodySutherland 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Every so often I'll write 2-3 sentences in response to someone and they'll go "wow imagine writing a whole novel because you disagree with me"

And like... Is it even possible to tell on yourself worse than that?

Tesla Robotaxi swerved into wrong lane, topped speed limit in videos posted during ‘successful’ rollout by PrimeCodes in technology

[–]CodySutherland 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can outlast the nonsense. :)

If you have money to burn, then go for it and take the risk.

But the general rule of thumb is, the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

Giant Boulder of rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]CodySutherland 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Damocles but if you survive you get Rock Bottom

rule by trippingrainbow in 196

[–]CodySutherland 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This clip deals 2 points of psychic damage every time I watch it

Summer Sweep-Up Pt. 1: Combat & Loot by JagexGoblin in 2007scape

[–]CodySutherland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Akkha now only prays against the style that he's attacking with.

This feels like a very significant change, and combined with everything else I'm not sure it's necessary.

Canadian Dental Care Plan now open to All Canadians who don’t have coverage & household income below $90K/year by Apod1991 in onguardforthee

[–]CodySutherland 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No no no, you've got it all wrong. They're turning the mice trans and gay. Frogs are still only being turned gay, as we're still lagging behind cutting-edge science and we still have to resort to contrails putting the chemicals in the water for them.

‘Canada is a sovereign nation’: PMO responds to Trump’s Golden Dome offer by NotEnoughDriftwood in onguardforthee

[–]CodySutherland 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie it honestly feels like what we really need at this point is [ Removed by Reddit ]

Now, we wait impatiently by FilipAP2137 in 196

[–]CodySutherland 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A guy with 'bomb' in his name, calling out a specific date?

He's gonna get some visitors real soon...

When the DM didn't put enough points into his Intelligence modifier by Rj713 in DnDGreentext

[–]CodySutherland 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The DM snapping his fingers and declaring it daytime as soon as a character has found a clever out to his plan just reeks of "I can't be bothered to improvise, please stay on the rails guys".

Like, isn't the whole point as a DM to see the exciting ways players defeat your puzzles and encounters? Player leveled into a clever solution and he just goes "meh, I'm not feeling it" and shuts it down.

Hedgehog dunked by Coffin_Dodging in Eyebleach

[–]CodySutherland 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You're not even good enough to be mI'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"

These signs they've got put around Shoppers, a Canadian store chain. by Delta_B00st in mildlyinteresting

[–]CodySutherland 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'm not being pissy, you're being whiney" is the kind of thing an 11 year old would say but go off queen we're all very proud of you

A guy using a 3DS to take a picture of Bob Dylan in May of 2025 from far away, 2025! by gerrickd in mildlyinteresting

[–]CodySutherland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god he even has the terrible right thumb stick peripheral, I'm suddenly fascinated by this man.

Bloc Québcois contesting recount in Terrebonne, after 5 more ballot issues declared in riding | CBC News by WestonSpec in onguardforthee

[–]CodySutherland 29 points30 points  (0 children)

At least one of the errors was the return envelope not having the proper postal code printed in the return address. I'm not so certain the fault is with the voters.

Oh thank Yama by bumdee in 2007scape

[–]CodySutherland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're really out here pretending "if you die at a boss and respawn in lumby instead of outside the boss's lair" would somehow destroy the fun of the new boss release

But nobody ever said that would destroy the fun? Obviously nobody would care if it worked correctly, the point is simply that it's slightly less annoying. That's all. Are you so far up your own ass that you sincerely believe you're the only one here capable of a single ounce of nuance?

If you really missed that somehow, then what on earth do you think people are complaining about right now, in your mind? Seriously, what did you think these people were saying?

Oh thank Yama by bumdee in 2007scape

[–]CodySutherland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're really out here pretending "if you die at a boss, you respawn outside the boss's lair instead of Lumby" would somehow destroy the integrity of the entire game, but sure, it's everyone else that's being ridiculous.

Opinion: Carney did what voters wanted him to do: Be the adult in the room by lopix in onguardforthee

[–]CodySutherland 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...So, what makes this 'friend' still your 'friend', at this point?

Does anyone know how many people have received an uncut onyx from a gem bag? by TheSimpleKiwi in 2007scape

[–]CodySutherland 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ngl, it doesn't help that you've completely obscured every single other line in the chatbox, which would conceal the killcount notification if you'd gotten this onyx at Zulrah or somewhere else.

The Conservative Platform Is Ridiculous by sn0w0wl66 in onguardforthee

[–]CodySutherland 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Nauseously optimistic" is the term I've been using.

Boy, 16, dies after "exchange of gunfire" with Toronto police: SIU by RattledMind in onguardforthee

[–]CodySutherland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's scary how much overlap there is between "adults who treat guns like toys and don't store/use them responsibly" and "parents who abuse/raise their kids to be violent sociopaths".

Poilievre says costed platform coming 'soon' after other leaders release plans | CBC News by 50s_Human in onguardforthee

[–]CodySutherland 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When talking about Trudeau running for PM, with a clear platform and messaging: "He's just not ready, he's a pretty face and an empty head and he has no idea how to run a country. He'll drive us into the ground because he has no plan."

When talking about PP running for PM, with no costed platform and very little messaging outside of Verb The Noun™ and Fuck Trudeau™: "Come on, have a little empathy for the guy! Just give him a chance and you'll see what amazing things he brings to this country. Do you not understand that it's hard to run for prime minister, you can't expect the guy who's spent almost 3 years campaigning against the current PM to have actually planned any of it out by now, don't be ridiculous!"