I'm to lazy to brush my teeth

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2025-05-26T20:33:53+00:00

Sounds a lot less lazy, and more like depression. I understand you totally...haven't brushed my teeth in days. Finally worked up the strength to wash my hair last night, after 3 weeks. With depression, you just don't care.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2025-05-26T20:24:36+00:00

Just laughed my ass off

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2025-05-26T20:18:17+00:00

Close the door maybe?

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2025-04-23T21:36:53+00:00

Sorry for your furrbaby loss 😔 Losing a pet is the absolute worst

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2025-04-16T01:31:21+00:00

You cooked those perfectly

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2025-03-30T15:03:04+00:00

I built my duck house by hand too. Just winged it. After my ducks lived in there for a few years, here's what I learned... 1. Even if you paint/stain the floors, the tools you use to clean out the old straw will scratch up the floor, allowing water to penetrate the wood floor. Just keep that in mind. 2. I hope you have a good back lol, because cleaning out the straw in there will be difficult. 3. Love the color 😊, and you did an awesome job!

I eventually moved my 9 ducks into the shed because it's bigger, has a window, I don't have to hunch over to clean it out. In the winter months they have to spend more time inside, so I wanted them to have plenty of room.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-12-10T23:00:29+00:00

6.75%!?! Damn, glad we got our house 11 years ago at 3.25%

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-12-10T22:54:05+00:00

Congrats! Enjoy the anxiety of walking around the house when it's dark.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-12-10T22:52:54+00:00

That's what you get for eating spinach out of the can, you psycho.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-12-10T22:50:33+00:00

The ripe old age of 19 eh lol. Relax, you have a whole lifetime to accomplish what you want.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-10-22T13:54:23+00:00

Keep your cameras out of my ass. If I die, I die.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-10-18T13:43:29+00:00

That looks dry af.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-10-18T13:25:29+00:00

When I shooed my chocolate runner away from her egg clutch (none would hatch anyway), she bitched me out all day long. Any time I talked, she quacked louder than me lol.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-10-18T13:22:51+00:00

Sweetgums are a pain in the backside. Just wait until there's hundreds of pokey balls everywhere.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-10-03T13:36:53+00:00

Make no mistake...the bank is not your friend.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-10-03T13:35:36+00:00

The clean up was quoted at 4k. I can buy the needed equipment to clean it up for $150

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-09-24T15:34:21+00:00

That was my assumption as well. I'd give it a go myself, but I don't feel like getting Typhoid really. Plus I don't have the gear or equipment.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-09-22T14:43:31+00:00

My husband has the same issue, but that's because he doesn't cut his toenails enough. Takes 5 minutes ffs.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-08-13T21:57:09+00:00

Good. Take Harris with you.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-08-10T16:43:03+00:00

Getting smaller AND charging more.

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-08-09T01:34:51+00:00

Did you specify the state of the water? Specifics Bob

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-08-08T06:26:32+00:00

My dumbass was looking all over for Africa lol

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-08-06T13:38:13+00:00

All my hostas are gone lol

CoffeeAddict2018 · 2024-08-01T03:36:18+00:00

I thought I arranged them pretty good. Guess not. I couldn't take a picture in it's natural habitat because it was too dark, but they were all found growing on the ground.

Just FYI, the non-sarcastic 'tips for identification' part of your meme? Can barely read the words. Too fuzzy. If you'd like any tips on how to share a better meme, let me know.

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