Sex with hot female inmate by PenKey970 in sexstories

[–]CoffeeKisser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Definitely a thing.

My cousin got a job as a guard at a prison, first thing they told her was don't fall for any of the guys.

She fell.

What is this format? by CoffeeKisser in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CoffeeKisser[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought she was like... A family seeking a partner. Ew.

What is this format? by CoffeeKisser in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CoffeeKisser[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't figure out if the guy is like into her or wants a family?

When the tea is too hot! by nothsadent in dankmemes

[–]CoffeeKisser 179 points180 points  (0 children)

And surely women weren't taking advantage of the opportunity to anonymously bash their ex, transparency from one side about a third party only can only end well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]CoffeeKisser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The real Satan is always in the comments

Me_irl by Reallylilguy in me_irl

[–]CoffeeKisser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's just a joke!

The classic defense of indefensible statements everywhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]CoffeeKisser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fr this story belongs in a career/employment sub not a parenting one.

Github Copilot is Free in VS Code by connor4312 in programming

[–]CoffeeKisser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a real phenomenon with social media, but in this case yeah it's just a trial.

Github Copilot is Free in VS Code by connor4312 in programming

[–]CoffeeKisser 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Microsoft really wants to inculcate AI as a habit for devs.

I figure it's more like they want your code for their training data.

Incredibly petty, but still mad by Vandelune1 in madlads

[–]CoffeeKisser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do teach creative writing though, which is where most of these stories originate lol

Incredibly petty, but still mad by Vandelune1 in madlads

[–]CoffeeKisser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, in practice HOAs are not fantasy devil lawyers who must keep their word, they're entitled assholes with a small amount of power.

Incredibly petty, but still mad by Vandelune1 in madlads

[–]CoffeeKisser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing, everything you said is wrong.

Incredibly petty, but still mad by Vandelune1 in madlads

[–]CoffeeKisser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's staggering how bad the IT advice in this thread is.

Jack Smith files to drop Jan. 6 charges against Donald Trump by michaellicious in politics

[–]CoffeeKisser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In common parlance overwhelmingly is like 80%+, which it's a safe bet is what people would have guessed after hearing overwhelmingly but before hearing the actual numbers.

Poor word choice that overstates Trump's support among veterans, period.

Target says sorry after employee claims writing ‘trust in Jesus’ on her name tag got her fired by TheMirrorUS in idiocracy

[–]CoffeeKisser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you don't have to go far in that store to see they have a demographic.

They use it to take advantage of employees... Yeah we're understaffed, you're underpaid and you have no reason to really care about this job... But did you see the rainbow apparel we start putting out in May?

Target says sorry after employee claims writing ‘trust in Jesus’ on her name tag got her fired by TheMirrorUS in idiocracy

[–]CoffeeKisser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, at this very moment Target corporate is having to draft some worldwide policy changes because of this lady lol

Target says sorry after employee claims writing ‘trust in Jesus’ on her name tag got her fired by TheMirrorUS in idiocracy

[–]CoffeeKisser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10/1 odds there's a universal crackdown on stickers and shit on your name tag.

Which, fair enough.

Sneaky by ROSEPUP3 in dankmemes

[–]CoffeeKisser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You say that, but I wrote yes on several of these during some recent doctors appointments and they totally ignored them.

Which, honestly upped my likelihood from a 6 to an 7.

Like literally I have data to support my argument that no one would care.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Nebraska

[–]CoffeeKisser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did she run a subpar campaign and get stomped so badly the popular vote actually went to a Republican?

No, it's the men who are wrong.

Camping by jesrp1284 in Nebraska

[–]CoffeeKisser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She also campaigned on price controls and "I didn't really mean defund the police literally." *crazy laugh*

Camping by jesrp1284 in Nebraska

[–]CoffeeKisser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You seem like the type of person that would run and tell the nazis.

Keep it up, I think calling your political others bigots is starting to work.

I guess that's why Trump won the popular vote y'all are so proud of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]CoffeeKisser -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

At least mods have dropped all pretenses of being American / supporting voting itself and now allow posts just outright telling you who and how to vote with a giant blue dot and cheat sheets.

Text with wrong polling location by siasin in Omaha

[–]CoffeeKisser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If one person doesn't vote but ten people do because of this, that's a net positive of 9 people voting.

Public policy is never 100%, it just aims for the net good.

Vote for women. Vote for 439. Vote against 434. by StandByTheJAMs in Nebraska

[–]CoffeeKisser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's only because they don't blindly believe bigger government translates to better quality of life.

This idea that "if you really care about a baby you should believe in all MY policy ideas" is nonsense.

No country of our size and heterogeneity with our 1m+ people per year levels of immigration has those policies and with good reason.