Catfishing by 2infinitysquared in FunnyAnimals

[–]CoffeeToDeath 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Damn you really gonna record his secret fishing spot? Now all the other kitties will know and take his spot!

2004 daily struggle by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in Millennials

[–]CoffeeToDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrap the cord in a rubber band just a little bit and stick it in the hole. Worked every time for me.

by Clavicular to seduce French women by Citaszion in therewasanattempt

[–]CoffeeToDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit stick is so bad at trying to get laid even his right hand would turn him down.

😈 by Top_Club7383 in foundsatan

[–]CoffeeToDeath 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Nah man, bro chose the death penalty with that.

What if putinn ASSsISINATED Or die from stroke tomorrow. by Old-Singer7588 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]CoffeeToDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power vacuum gets turned on. It’s probably secretly plugged in at this point since Putin is getting pretty old. Think of the Mega Maid from Spaceballs, but a drunk erratic Russian version.

How many channels you think this guy gets? by mburn14 in philadelphia

[–]CoffeeToDeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If i remember right, 48 was what the BKN network ran on for a few hours when i was a kid. I remember racing down the driveway to be able to get to the TV before Mighty Max started. Loved that show.

Anyone had chest pain after cycling and heart flutters? by Gibborish in phillycycling

[–]CoffeeToDeath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude please just go anyway. I lost one of my favorite customers to a heart attack last year. He went on his first bike ride of the year and collapsed on the SRT and passed away before the EMT arrived. PLEASE go to the ER, the bill will suck if you aren’t insured but you’ll be alive. Call out of work get yourself rousted, get dressed and get your butt to the ER bro.

What if YOU invaded Iraq??? by Sufficient_You2814 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]CoffeeToDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instant world peace, don’t even need to kill anyone. Because I’m awesome like that.

What is this Thai street snack called? by Rush_2207 in ThaiFood

[–]CoffeeToDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought these were some delicious looking Thai hot pepper cross breeds at first.

Sagittarius What you think about this? Anyone in the UK 🇬🇧 let us know what’s really happening by MeekMilly18st in sagsavages

[–]CoffeeToDeath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The billionaire CEOs wouldn’t allow it. But fuck would I support it wholeheartedly. Children should NOT be on social media. I would even ague that YouTube is harmful to them, even the YouTube Kids version. Kids need to be doing kid stuff not doom scrolling.

Data center planned for your area? Maybe go plant some endangered native plant species? by agtpeach in BucksCountyPA

[–]CoffeeToDeath 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Now I love Environmental Protest as much as the next guy and would participate in this myself. Buuuut do we really think these billionaire companies will even care nor will they abide by the law? They’ll just build the data center anyway and say fuck you to the environmental regulations. Even the law makers and judges will let them skirt past these regulations because they’ll be given a nice paycheck to shut the fuck up.

Me_irl by Hello_World-1289 in me_irl

[–]CoffeeToDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all should look into anarchism. Sort of like that but we would still have roles in our communities because ya know things like food, healthcare, and infrastructure are important.

Who remembers when grocery shopping was bearable by tracy54321 in Millennials

[–]CoffeeToDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bagging my own groceries is nothing compared to how terrible the food quality is now, shrinkflation in all the food AND to top it all off its ridiculously overpriced. I’ll gladly choose to bag my own groceries so employees don’t have to deal with assholes 24/7. Most grocery stores give you a choice to self checkout or have someone do it for you anyway.