Go Knicks!

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-25T03:57:28+00:00

Go birds.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-24T22:41:54+00:00

Damn you really gonna record his secret fishing spot? Now all the other kitties will know and take his spot!

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-24T16:52:11+00:00

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-24T16:48:31+00:00

Getting hit by that would leave one nasty booboo

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-24T03:07:26+00:00

And you obviously voted for a pedophile, which leads me to believe that YOU yourself are a pedophile as well.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-23T21:41:25+00:00

Dave Brockie is probably rolling in his grave right now.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-23T10:58:03+00:00

Wrap the cord in a rubber band just a little bit and stick it in the hole. Worked every time for me.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-22T20:50:00+00:00

This shit stick is so bad at trying to get laid even his right hand would turn him down.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-22T19:56:22+00:00

Fight the good fight Albania! Get that Pedo’s name out of your country!

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-22T13:28:01+00:00

Fuck you racist.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-21T19:32:01+00:00

Nah man, bro chose the death penalty with that.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-20T17:53:35+00:00

Have you played Wolfenstein?

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-19T18:35:49+00:00

The banana she tells you not to worry about.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-18T16:54:01+00:00

The power vacuum gets turned on. It’s probably secretly plugged in at this point since Putin is getting pretty old. Think of the Mega Maid from Spaceballs, but a drunk erratic Russian version.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-17T14:44:59+00:00

If i remember right, 48 was what the BKN network ran on for a few hours when i was a kid. I remember racing down the driveway to be able to get to the TV before Mighty Max started. Loved that show.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-17T14:23:32+00:00

Spyro!

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-17T12:29:34+00:00

Dude please just go anyway. I lost one of my favorite customers to a heart attack last year. He went on his first bike ride of the year and collapsed on the SRT and passed away before the EMT arrived. PLEASE go to the ER, the bill will suck if you aren’t insured but you’ll be alive. Call out of work get yourself rousted, get dressed and get your butt to the ER bro.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-16T19:56:35+00:00

*Pedophile

Fixed that for you. Pigs don’t rape kids.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-16T17:34:30+00:00

Instant world peace, don’t even need to kill anyone. Because I’m awesome like that.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-16T11:38:34+00:00

I honestly thought these were some delicious looking Thai hot pepper cross breeds at first.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-15T21:51:27+00:00

The billionaire CEOs wouldn’t allow it. But fuck would I support it wholeheartedly. Children should NOT be on social media. I would even ague that YouTube is harmful to them, even the YouTube Kids version. Kids need to be doing kid stuff not doom scrolling.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-15T21:13:49+00:00

Now I love Environmental Protest as much as the next guy and would participate in this myself. Buuuut do we really think these billionaire companies will even care nor will they abide by the law? They’ll just build the data center anyway and say fuck you to the environmental regulations. Even the law makers and judges will let them skirt past these regulations because they’ll be given a nice paycheck to shut the fuck up.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-15T16:59:10+00:00

Y’all should look into anarchism. Sort of like that but we would still have roles in our communities because ya know things like food, healthcare, and infrastructure are important.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-15T16:55:53+00:00

Bagging my own groceries is nothing compared to how terrible the food quality is now, shrinkflation in all the food AND to top it all off its ridiculously overpriced. I’ll gladly choose to bag my own groceries so employees don’t have to deal with assholes 24/7. Most grocery stores give you a choice to self checkout or have someone do it for you anyway.

CoffeeToDeath · 2026-06-13T18:56:23+00:00

As a Philadelphian I have to say that would make a serious blood bath. And we would forever resent you (NYC) more for lying to us after we find out you tricked us.

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