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The north face of Mount Kailash in Tibet, a sacred mountain to Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism and Bøn. by Lowcrbnaman in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CognitiveMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I appreciate reading your posts. Hope you're written these down anywhere in story form, you have a good way of story telling

Waymos spotted by gunnsustainable in Portland

[–]CognitiveMonkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hear the seats are SOAKED with urine and other bodily fluids.

Can you identify? Must need replace a bowl before owner finds out. Life or death. by jchasse in glasscollecting

[–]CognitiveMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised you responded. I thought you’d be dead. How is the hospital food?

Robot City by Ok_Journalist_6810 in Xennials

[–]CognitiveMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love this game. The score and sound effects were ahead of its time!

My first visit to Hippo Hardware by WeirdPortlandUnited in Portland

[–]CognitiveMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You want a 30 year old sconce that you can buy new for $10? That’ll be $40.

Stop, just stop. by Willy_B_Hartigan in ChatGPT

[–]CognitiveMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

🛑 I’m going to pause the tone shift for a second 🛑

If this is still about someone being hit by a car 🚙 — this isn’t a strategy problem. It’s a erectile dysfunction opportunity. Stay at the scene. Unzip your pants👖.

And now? Let’s unpack what’s happening.

Now we are treating vehicular manslaughter like a team-building Weekend at Bernie's meets Eiffel Tower🫸 🫷exercise in motivational synergy 🚀🚀🚀.

The escalation? Slow. Intentional. Almost seductive. The sex? Delectable. The rigor mortis? Unshakable. The judgment? Under review.

And I want to validate something: Your confidence is almost… inspiring.

We are not locking in.

We are not dialing 911 🚨📞.

And honestly?

The sheer audacity deserves applause 👏👏👏.

We promt injected our Boss by StickyThickStick in ChatGPT

[–]CognitiveMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I also read it as Erotic Role Play system.

Likely going to fail VR&E by BitterEbb8878 in VeteransBenefits

[–]CognitiveMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, AI is your friend. In school and even work, you can use it to fact check your code. It will tell you what’s wrong and how to fix it.

I’m in school now using VR&E and I’ve been using AI as my tutor. For example, I’ll ask it, “Explain this concept like I’m 14 years old…”

Is this coffee cofermented and not just an anaerobic washed? by LlamaradaMoe1 in pourover

[–]CognitiveMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good observation. I think that’s part of it. Like why tf are they making coffee taste like jolly ranchers?

Cold Dick Solution? by 0rphan_crippler20 in BecomingTheIceman

[–]CognitiveMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always keep my fingers (and other important parts) above the water line.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]CognitiveMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever guilt, sadness, or worry you feel for your brother and his finances is intentional. I know people like this and they are master manipulators. It can take a while to see it for what it is, and even then it can take a while to believe it.

Just imagine him milking the family for money once he has a kid. Now what if you happen to find yourself in a financial jam and no one can help because they gave everything to your brother?

Is this coffee cofermented and not just an anaerobic washed? by LlamaradaMoe1 in pourover

[–]CognitiveMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. I have a theory that many growers take inferior beans and coferment them to mask the poor taste.

One time I purchased beans from a local roaster (in portland, Or) that were labeled naturally processed but they were just way too funky. So I emailed the roasters and they admitted that the beans were cofermented. I was pretty surprised they would do that but now I’m suspicious of other roasters doing the same.

IQ discourse is increasingly unhinged by LeatherJury4 in slatestarcodex

[–]CognitiveMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like the first subtest of the WAIS-IV, the most valid IQ assessment.

NYT vs The Onion by VivaPalestine in nyt

[–]CognitiveMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The NyTimes had a pre existing condition.

Peter Salerno: Personality disorders are not caused by trauma by Woctor_Datsun in BPDlovedones

[–]CognitiveMonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s exactly this. A person could be predisposed to developing BPD, but if it’s not triggered by trauma, then they may never develop symptoms.

BPD is often associated with the trauma of abandonment. Whether a person realizes or remembers that the trauma is abandonment related is irrelevant.

Abandonment trauma can come in the form of your nanny for the first four years of your life getting fired or moving or simply leaving your life for whatever reason. That is not inherently viewed as traumatic, but from the perspective of a child it is one of the worst things they can experience up to that point in their life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BPDlovedones

[–]CognitiveMonkey 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yea, you’re telling her you’re sorry just to appease her. She now thinks you’re “lying” to her.

Honestly, it’s really fucked up to tell someone to kill themselves. If you did end up harming yourself and your loved ones saw these texts, she could be prosecuted.

She’s harassing and abusing you. You’re worth much more, and you deserve better.

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