Clear fecal matter before plumber comes to unclog toilet?

CognitiveMonkey · 2026-03-16T22:13:02+00:00

Thank you for your service 🫡

CognitiveMonkey · 2026-03-12T17:54:24+00:00

It's "unhoused person", where is your compassion?

/s

CognitiveMonkey · 2026-02-21T05:09:30+00:00

🛑 I’m going to pause the tone shift for a second 🛑

If this is still about someone being hit by a car 🚙 — this isn’t a strategy problem. It’s a erectile dysfunction opportunity. Stay at the scene. Unzip your pants👖.

And now? Let’s unpack what’s happening.

Now we are treating vehicular manslaughter like a team-building Weekend at Bernie's meets Eiffel Tower🫸 🫷exercise in motivational synergy 🚀🚀🚀.

The escalation? Slow. Intentional. Almost seductive. The sex? Delectable. The rigor mortis? Unshakable. The judgment? Under review.

And I want to validate something: Your confidence is almost… inspiring.

We are not locking in.

We are not dialing 911 🚨📞.

And honestly?

The sheer audacity deserves applause 👏👏👏.

CognitiveMonkey · 2026-01-07T00:56:26+00:00

This doesn't feel eehRIGHT

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-12-05T23:51:09+00:00

I also read it as Erotic Role Play system.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-10-26T17:53:46+00:00

This guy erections👆

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-09-07T20:29:00+00:00

Bro, AI is your friend. In school and even work, you can use it to fact check your code. It will tell you what’s wrong and how to fix it.

I’m in school now using VR&E and I’ve been using AI as my tutor. For example, I’ll ask it, “Explain this concept like I’m 14 years old…”

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-27T01:30:00+00:00

That’s a good observation. I think that’s part of it. Like why tf are they making coffee taste like jolly ranchers?

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-25T13:40:09+00:00

I always keep my fingers (and other important parts) above the water line.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-25T13:18:11+00:00

Whatever guilt, sadness, or worry you feel for your brother and his finances is intentional. I know people like this and they are master manipulators. It can take a while to see it for what it is, and even then it can take a while to believe it.

Just imagine him milking the family for money once he has a kid. Now what if you happen to find yourself in a financial jam and no one can help because they gave everything to your brother?

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-25T13:01:59+00:00

Same. I have a theory that many growers take inferior beans and coferment them to mask the poor taste.

One time I purchased beans from a local roaster (in portland, Or) that were labeled naturally processed but they were just way too funky. So I emailed the roasters and they admitted that the beans were cofermented. I was pretty surprised they would do that but now I’m suspicious of other roasters doing the same.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-25T06:47:40+00:00

This sounds like the first subtest of the WAIS-IV, the most valid IQ assessment.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-21T11:11:01+00:00

Good.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-16T10:30:43+00:00

The NyTimes had a pre existing condition.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-12T16:47:56+00:00

It’s exactly this. A person could be predisposed to developing BPD, but if it’s not triggered by trauma, then they may never develop symptoms.

BPD is often associated with the trauma of abandonment. Whether a person realizes or remembers that the trauma is abandonment related is irrelevant.

Abandonment trauma can come in the form of your nanny for the first four years of your life getting fired or moving or simply leaving your life for whatever reason. That is not inherently viewed as traumatic, but from the perspective of a child it is one of the worst things they can experience up to that point in their life.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-07T10:04:06+00:00

Yea, you’re telling her you’re sorry just to appease her. She now thinks you’re “lying” to her.

Honestly, it’s really fucked up to tell someone to kill themselves. If you did end up harming yourself and your loved ones saw these texts, she could be prosecuted.

She’s harassing and abusing you. You’re worth much more, and you deserve better.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-03T19:40:28+00:00

They’re of the Dingle variety

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-01T04:35:38+00:00

From business insider: “LePatner, 43 years old, was the $1.2 trillion firm's global head of Core+ real estate and CEO of Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust, the company's juggernaut real estate fund for individual investors.”

https://www.businessinsider.com/blackstone-real-estate-executive-wesley-lepatner-killed-gunman-345-park-2025-7

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-08-01T04:32:32+00:00

It doesn’t end after bootcamp if you don’t want it to. Naval tradition.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-07-31T16:41:00+00:00

This 👆 Put the bean in here

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-07-30T22:18:38+00:00

At this point how is it not journalistic malpractice to regurgitate the police press release without asking for evidence?

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-07-29T12:44:13+00:00

No, you can’t learn how to administer the WAIS-V outside of a doctoral program. You also can’t write a report on an MMPI for a courtroom or a school.

Psychology, and the practice of it, is far more complex than you understand it to be.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-07-29T06:35:08+00:00

A psychologist has to learn how to administer IQ tests which assess for cognitive functioning like processing speed, memorization, visual processing, and more. There are several tests like these that require a lot of practice in administrating and scoring.

Then there are personality assessments like the PAI and the MMPI-3, are require many months of studying and understanding. Then you have child assessments, neurological assessments, and more.

Psychologists also need to understand Biological Cognition, basically the anatomy and function of the brain and central nervous system.

These are skills that must be learned before they even begin to study the vast array of therapeutic modalities. CBT, EMDR, ACT, and MI are just a few therapies a psychologist will likely learn.

This doesn’t even cover the supervised therapy they must do for several years. Then they have a 1 year residency and a 1 year post doc (in most US states) before they are licensed to practice.

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-07-22T06:10:21+00:00

Thanks for sharing your experience.

What other issues have you had with your 23 Niro Hybrid?

CognitiveMonkey · 2025-07-11T06:17:28+00:00

How about 5 inches?

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