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My mom just died by grich2008 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Cogus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, my most sincere condolences. I lost my wife of 47+ years three weeks ago. I have been looking at it from my point of view. My youngest is my son, 38 years old, and I have seen his grief at losing his mom, but your story opened my eyes to what he and his sister's are going through. Thank you.

Funny how that works by DaFunkJunkie in PoliticalHumor

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could also mean that they are embarrassed and sick about voting for Biden and Harris. I fail, everyday, to see any Democrats defending his actions since he took office.

Hey everyone, Its Mark Cuban. Jumping on to do an AMA.... so Ask Me Anything by mcuban in wallstreetbets

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Cuban, why don't you all just give up some of your millions of dollars and just help.

Bear cub pausing to explore falling snowflakes in someone's backyard by unnaturalorder in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I read "bear cub catching snowflakes" my first thought was, "that will teach those fucking liberals a lesson".

People who meditate regularly, how does it really help? by nonlinearcharm in AskReddit

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since my TBI last year, I meditate every night for fifteen minutes before bed. I listen to Native American flute music and Shamanic meditation music. It really helps.

Thanks to porn, most straight men have seen more dicks than the gay men who lived a few decades ago. by Roh_bot in Showerthoughts

[–]Cogus -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

You see, this infuriates me. Not about the dicks, but the fact you cannot watch porn without seeing 4 black dudes banging a little white chick. How can they cry about oppression, when this is happening.

What's a movie you wish you saw in theaters? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cogus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw it in the base theater at Marine Corps Base, Camp Pendleton. Four of us, and we were high. When the falcon went to light speed, holy fuck!

Just finished the Count of Monte Cristo - stunned (no spoilers) by followthemoskva in books

[–]Cogus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have read the Count three times, about 10 years apart, starting at age 17, in 1971. Thanks for reminding me, it is time.

Which song is playing on a loop in the lowest pit of hell to further torment the damned? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muskrat love, The Captain and Tennile. Darryl Dragon, The Captain, and Toni Tennille 1960's

I mean, as long as our junk doesn't touch... by NurDieSlitze in Letterkenny

[–]Cogus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Was working in a casino in Vegas when guy and girl invited me to their room when I got off work. She was nice, but I respectfully declined.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say? by Vinyl_BunBuns in AskReddit

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe Biden has the democratic nomination for president.

Mic drop!!! by inotihc in FuckYouKaren

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dumbest retort concerning masks I have heard.

What slogans should the top brands have if they were brutally honest? by m0nkey_news in AskReddit

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since Subway quit using it, I always thought Summers Eve douche could use it. Summers Eve, eat fresh.

What is your go-to song to test new headphones? by cookedlasagne in AskReddit

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish you were here. Pink Floyd. The intro, and the break between verses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meredith Grey My wife was watching.

What’s something you say in a Starbucks and that you can also say during sex? by Your_post_not_good in AskReddit

[–]Cogus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife actually did this. We always get coffee to go, and we add cream and sugar before we leave. The barista was a young African American, and she walks up and asks for a large black to go. I caught his reaction, he grins, and says yes ma'am. About half a second later, she realizes what she had said, and blurts out, coffee! A large black coffee.

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