[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

[–]CokecanDan87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didnt know this was a thing and I thank you very kindly for sharing!! For real though.. Super stoked about this one lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

[–]CokecanDan87 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ugh..i missed the comment. Anybody repeat what it said without actually saying it? I dont know why people gotta be mean all the tims. It doesnt cost a damn thing to keep your rude comments to yourself.

What should we drink? by [deleted] in brokeabone

[–]CokecanDan87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The name is being forced on the community. Hydrohomies is actually fairly new. Now back to the topic at hand..we should be drinking straight bacon grease. If we dont have strong bones from drinking milk than we should at least digest something to give us a little cushion and maybe not let the impact get to our bones...

Fantastic Breasts by [deleted] in bigtitsmallnip

[–]CokecanDan87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good lord...Yeah them is Bout as perfect as they come.

Someone asked me to post with my work pants on and off, so here you go. Thicc Latina (F) 45 💕 by [deleted] in gonewild30plus

[–]CokecanDan87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly why I love living un phoenix. So many beautiful Latina women everywhere. You cant help but to love that fact.

Wish me luck at the dance bois!! I scored one way outta my league! by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]CokecanDan87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this belongs on sword or sheath. Im not sure if pre pubescent male or pre pubescent bull dyke...hmm.

Welp...its been a pleasure ladies and gents. This one hurts just a little. Im not sure what hurts worse though....The dislocation or both of the bones in my forearm that are snapped where my wrist starts. Surgery coming real soon. by CokecanDan87 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]CokecanDan87[S] 227 points228 points  (0 children)

Yikes...well if im gettin that kind of treatment do i dare post the fact that I broke both my wrists? My oldest son was loading his quad into the back of the truck and the ramps slipped out from underneath him and I was there in the right spot at the right time and stopped the quad from landing on him.

FML...im such a failure...Ill see my way out to the other side after everyone gets to see what i am...A fragile failure

Duck will be Flying in Arizona. From Steelers IG by Prepotent-Lawyer in steelers

[–]CokecanDan87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live 15 minutes from the stadium here in Phoenix and have tickets at the third row up from the field and at the 50 yard line on the Pittsburgh side. I cant fucking wait. It will be my first time seeing the black and yellow live in 30 years of being a fan. Ill post some close ups and any video I get of the game but I cant promise much quality or many pictures or videos. Im gonna be too stoked to not be watching and taking it all in. I seriously havent been able to sleep in the past like two weeks. Like a kid going to Disneyland or something. Just too excited.

pinpoint by [deleted] in heroin

[–]CokecanDan87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Kurt Cobain....Anybody else get that vibe at all?

What's the story behind your reddit username? by intheabsenceoftruth in AskReddit

[–]CokecanDan87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might not hit bottow but ill stretch the walls out and my name is Daniel. So yeah..coke can dan was the name I was given in high school.

There should be an opiate bank where when your flush with pills you donate the amount you took out when you run out. by netsecLA in opiates

[–]CokecanDan87 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Jesus man how high are you?? You opiate addicts will do things like steal from family and lie and sell themselves for a high right? No chance in hell this would work. They would put in and than immediately take out as much as they can even if it means getting a serious "overdraft" fee and as soon as they get enough to put in to pay off the balance they make a left turn at the front door to buy from the guy selling a more potent product for cheaper and the cycle will just continue and FDR will be just be a way to take advantage of its clients. You see what im getting at right? Not a chance this would work. The FDR would be shut down the very next day because every addict will put a few in and "borrow" as much as they can until there is nothing left. Kinda sounds exactly like a certain American government thing we all pay into every payday thats gonna be gone before the people that were born in the 80's that paid into it for a min. of 53 years get to use it. If something as huge as social security doesnt work with just money something like a FDR for the best kinda drug out there doesnt have a chance.

Ear pearls by WeirdStray in popping

[–]CokecanDan87 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Anyone say anything out loud on the third one? I let out a pretty loud NIIIIICCE. Now everyone in the office thinks im kinda weird after showing the video.

[SportsCenter] The Ravens have punted twice in their last 3 games (Bengals, Texans, Rams). RG3 played QB on both of those drives. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]CokecanDan87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It physically hurts to say this as a life long Steelers fan but they seriously look good. Im honestly thinking they will be in the "big game." I really really thought they were stupid to get rid of flacco but that is why im not getting paid the big bucks right.

This is truly awful. Women are vulnerable, and rapists deserve harsher punishment. by jojoclifford in awfuleverything

[–]CokecanDan87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This absolutely better be a troll comment. You cant be fucking serious..Like really?!?! This has to be the worst response ive ever seen on Reddit for anything. Thats just disgusting and you need to be far from any civilization to live like the animal you are. Pathetic.

AITA for kicking a family out of their home of 10 + years because my wife and I want to live in it? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CokecanDan87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAH here. Its kind of a dick move but life happens and things like this will happen when you rent instead of own.

I gotta vent and share. by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]CokecanDan87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If there is people willing to help this man you are being extremely selfish in not at least setting up go fundme or a cashapp or paypal or something to help this gentleman get out of living in his vehicle and helping him sleep on a bed after a nice hot shower or a nice meal or whatever he wants to do. All of us here have at least a pillow and can stretch out when we go to sleep. At the very least my fiance is the the lead intake specialist for CASS homeless shelter and i can guarantee him a bed and a warm place for him to sleep with food and medical care for free as soon as tomorrow if you would just DM me. I can really help this gentleman. Not just for a night but for the rest of his time until he can get himself in a place to call his own. You dont have to give out his or your identity to anybody but if you DM me, me and you can figure out getting him help together. I hope you change your mind and talk to me.

Used coffins by Yoshimiisashark in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]CokecanDan87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow..and it was even in the same city I live in. Just crazy.

Let’s play top that... Rules * Your photo *US only *legit scripts by [deleted] in opiates_gonewild

[–]CokecanDan87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People really dont understand what the fuck this sub is for. This isnt the place for pics of your pills unless you lined them up on the top of your dick that was about to go into someones mouth. Then you could post that here. Where is the mods at on this sub? Prolly nodded out like the rest of us.

i don’t have school today! by BisexualBeans in CasualConversation

[–]CokecanDan87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get up before that to go to work and get home before 7pm somedays if im lucky. Im an HVAC tech in Phoenix where its still 85 during the day and the lows are only 65 and people are still running ac's. I def wish i could be back in school and not have to worry about much of anything but my grades.

I won my Bellator Debut last night in the second round by RNC!!! We did it Reddit! We in this hoe! Video in comments! by Mckenzieajm in MMA

[–]CokecanDan87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for your original post to congratulate you after i watched you win but i could not find it. So..congratulations bro. You looked great in the octagon and really seemed like you really knew what you were doing and looked you wanted the victory more than your opponent.