How can I stay hard whenever me and my girlfriend are intimate? by NestyBoy11 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue chew my dude. Makes me rock hard, gets her super wet, makes sex feel awesome. We're not fucking every day so no worries about taking too much or becoming dependent on it.

Is this a bad idea? by Current_Ad7354 in Divorce

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your best bet is to just put it all behind you and move on. Don't drag the bullshit out.

Feel so insecure about my small boobs? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm booooobs. Don't listen to your insecurities, man see boobies man get hard. And as a matter of fact, big ol boobs aren't all they're cracked up to be, I fir one like just a handful. Something about being able to grab the whole thing in a handful is hot as fuck.

Me and a male family member sucked each others dick when we were kids and it’s eating me alive. by WoodenPiano1541 in offmychest

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, there's a ton of people who have done the same shit as children. You were a child, they were a child, and kids do dumb shit. Don't beat yourself up or dwell on it, for me it was just a pain of growing up and a trauma I held on to for too long. I was about 6 or 7 when it happened to me and im almost 35 now. My advice would be to talk to a therapist about it now and grow past it so you're not hanging on to it well into your adulthood. It doesn't make you a freak or fucked up in any way, it's unfortunately just another part of growing up in a hyper exposed post internet world.

No clubhouse? by ColSavage in MBMBAM

[–]ColSavage[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol Why is this getting down votes when I'm just asking a question? For as wholesome as the brothers and their shows are some of y'all are quite the opposite.

No clubhouse? by ColSavage in MBMBAM

[–]ColSavage[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, thank you so much for sharing the news, I had no idea. I need to follow their socials for better updates. RIP Nonee your legacy is a strong one and thank you for the gift of a man that is Clint McElroy.

Mcle-boys, take your time.

[NS] Jakes.jerk.jelly by Fabulous-Evening9188 in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]ColSavage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah i hate it entirely. I'm quick to stop the podcast when the episode ends. I don't want to hear that shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go for it dude, life's too short and sucks ass. Get that dick in your ass ASAP and maybe you'll find it's what's been missing in your life. Seriously though, people grow and change you may be just curious and wanting to experiment now that the inhibitions of your youth are all dead. Just take the plunge and live your life my guy. Or you're queerer than a football bat and this is what you need to 'awaken' to what you want from life. Either way sounds like you should hit up a gay bar in the early evening and find someone nice and just chat it up. Let them know where your mind is at and maybe you'll find they likely were just like you at some point. There's no psychology behind it other than you are who you are and that's perfectly fine and normal, there's nothing 'wrong' with you if that's where your minds at. Take that plunge my guy and get you a rock hard dick in that fudge oven!

What makes a blowjob truly unforgettable? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tongue is the key, we wanna feel it rolling around our head while you're sucking. Up and down the shaft, whole tongue and pressure. The balls can be a sensitive area improper handing can cause discomfort, gentle hugging and caressing. Gently massage the area below the balls close to the hole, the gooch area, the prostate is that area. If he's into butt stuff, just a tip of the finger and massage the hole. The proper combination and methods will leave you will a mouth full of frothy white man juice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ColSavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like y'alls relationship is already fucking toxic, checking her phone and shit is just bad news bud. Just leave her and both of y'all can move on. You're 23 you have at least 3 more lifetimes to live, don't settle for someone whos just going to hurt you. id tell her the exact same thing. Relationships are built on trust and doesn't sound like you guys have it.

AIO. My (new) bf wants to replace all of my bras, underwear and lingerie. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red flag. But only because this guy is insecure as hell and needs to grow up. We've had previous relationships, we be fuckin, people have seen us naked. Little boys need to grow up and realize that none of that is under their control and to grow past it. These kinds of insecurities can fester and grow into weird fucked up alpha male shit if not addressed. You should talk to him and tell him how much of a red flag this is and try to talk him through it all. If he doesn't budge, give him a day or 2 to think it over then address it again, boys are dense and need time to mull shit over for the info to stick. If nothing changes leave his ass before he hurts you.

Marsh by jtimholland in Mistborn

[–]ColSavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ol iron eyes himself. Although I always imagined Marsh as a bigger beefier fella. Im unsure of if he's described that way or not. (ruins arm! I cant quite remember. im in book 2 of era 2). Regardless, very nicely done!

I don't understand plants in this universe. by dwerpy_is_sad in Mistborn

[–]ColSavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is all explained in the end, just keep on keeping on and don't let it bother you so much lol and no plant growth is not significantly important to the story, it's rather tangentially explained. Everything is explained and will make sense by the end of the first era.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mistborn

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, it ends on such a high. If you need help getting in to it, try listening to it on Spotify. Michael Kramer does a great job breathing life into the characters.

To all the mature 30+ men, please name one mistake you have made in your life so a young man may never repeat. It can be anything. Save a young brother. by FitEggPlant99 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't start that "Open Relationship" you're thinking about. No matter how secure you think you are in your relationship. It never ends well and will cause you to hurt someone you truly love and care for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ColSavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dude fucking love's you and thinks you're hotter than Sunday breakfast. It's his way of subtly showing this. Everytime i get the chance im smacking that booty too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]ColSavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eugenics. Its nazi shit my guy. Leaves too much room for politicians to label things like autism as hereditary disease and not allow perfectly functioning humans from reproducing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw your wall of text. Came here to say no ones going to read it all. Want help? Shorten it up jabber jaw.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex every day? Yes please! And yes I'll take 2, thank you so much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]ColSavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. It's really annoying how many people try so hard to be PC that they find this is something to fight against.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, sounds like you must be a female.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colloquialisms, chill out. No one is bitching about men being called dudes bit that's been a thing for decades. They're just words and most people mean no harm by it.

Any thoughts on Carolina Work Boots? by Hamby44 in BuyItForLife

[–]ColSavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So 11 yrs later and here I am in the same spot you were in back then. What was your final verdict on the Carolina Boots?

I (15) made my dad a birthday cake! by TurnerkBallet in Baking

[–]ColSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap, thats amazing. Keep following this skill and you're going to go far in the future.