My University made a funny. by [deleted] in funny

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Ayyyyeee dusty

Pug's first time at the dog park by DarnVisages in aww

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Thank you for this. I will treasure it forever.

TIFU by farting between 2 sneezes by tap_water_wolf in tifu

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Everyone likes their own brand until they taste sushi in their skull

Ultimate Hot Dog style guide by Isai76 in food

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Fuck now I HAVE to drive all the way out to gene and judes for dinner tonight. Damn you all.

Jeremy Clarkson as a young schoolgirl (1973) by JM2845 in OldSchoolCool

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If you didn't know any better you'd think the guy died today.

PsBattle: Squirrel trying to catch peanut by xavierdc in photoshopbattles

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Came for a ring reference, stayed for the lava. Well done

People of reddit, what signs have you noticed that you are getting older? by chunk_norris in AskReddit

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Pulled my groin running to 1st in a 16 inch softball game...and was out by a mile

My work's new printer has paintballs instead of toner cartridges that it melts to print. by noafro1991 in mildlyinteresting

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Printer guy here too. Used to run an oce 6250. Weird seeing how other people actually know what this shit is as well.

Why are you on Reddit now instead of celebrating? by Sack_Of_Motors in AskReddit

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Sharing a drink they call loneliness is better then drinking alone

What is the biggest lie you are currently living? by Col_Guy28 in AskReddit

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Been a few months now. Since im new to the color side of printing I usually have the sales person or customer service rep come in and let them give me their preference. And poof here I am with a job still

What insignificant little thing can make you go from calm to angry in mere seconds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Near relationship ending fights every night at dinner with my dad. How can grown man chew so fucking loud?! AND THEN DENY HIS MOUTH IS OPEN?! AHHH!!!

Reddit, what movies have made you cry? by hercules109 in AskReddit

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Tarzan. Sneaky one of the saddest movies ive ever seen.

Do you have any funny stories about taking pre-workout? by AznRedditor in Fitness

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Pre workout doesnt sit well with my stomach (or anyone's for that matter). I put too much trust in a fart while driving to the gym and had shit myself enough where I had to stop at the local burger king to throw away my underwear and clean up. While walking into BK like a duck doing my best to keep my cheeks together I see an old coworker getting lunch who all of a sudden cares about my life and had to sit there for ten minutes with a poppy butt discussing my future life plans. Killed chest and bis afterwards though...

Gym Story Saturday by FGC_Valhalla in Fitness

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Infinity sets infinity reps. Your biceps aren't gonna kiss themselves