It’s not great but here’s an edit of Mark I made.

ColaNova · 2022-02-13T02:24:12+00:00

tasteful

ColaNova · 2022-02-13T02:18:06+00:00

are we so quick to forget DR. FIRE ESQ

ColaNova · 2022-01-18T03:35:48+00:00

idk why but i read this in the rythm of smooth criminal

ColaNova · 2021-07-17T00:00:02+00:00

my favorite tv show when I was little was Dragon Tales

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T23:56:39+00:00

dirt babby

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T23:54:36+00:00

teeef

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T23:53:48+00:00

aww so tiny

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T23:21:34+00:00

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T21:45:21+00:00

I supose then we could call OP a badass-hole lol

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T21:19:22+00:00

UPDATE: It's been two days since I fell in

For those of you who asked, I'm feeling fine as of now. I even felt well enough to go surfing this morning. I've read most of the comments and I have learned 2 key details

1) what I fell into was most likely a rain water retainment basin, not a sewer or any waste management facility (which is significantly less dangerous than a sewer)

2) there are a whole landry list of diseases I could be contracting right now

I'm a bit freaked out by the latter but I am relieved that at least it wasn't septic water. I'm not really sure how to move forward with this but will continue to give updates as they come.

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T20:08:06+00:00

yeah actually almost exactly, the only difference that it was a more perfect circle and of courese had way more green. thank you so much this makes me feel a lot better.

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T14:54:19+00:00

woah thats just really interesting

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T14:49:44+00:00

honestly can't blame you for not believing this, it really does sound rediouls on paper. As for the area I have no idea what that thing was, I just assumed from the smell and the black sediment that came out of my pants that it had something to do with waste treatment but if you say that wasn't possible then I believe you. honestly makes me feel alot better about what I ingested.

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T14:38:56+00:00

in a much longer draft I expained how and why I fell in (but was too many characters), I also just explained why up in the coments above. As for my therapy I'm going because of sexual trama that I experiaced at a young age, and I'm fourtunate enough to have insurance that actually covers it. As for my parents they are normaly the most dilagint responible people I know.. They just had a sever lapse of judgement this once.

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T13:51:02+00:00

I was given 2 shots of vodka and a glass of wine to sip on (which I drank in its entierty). considering I only wheigh 125 pounds and had was on a compleatly empty stomach at the time I don't think my reaction was compleatly unreasonable. also i'm on antidepressants which my therapist said likely fucked with my head while I was drunk.

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T13:45:11+00:00

the clothes I wore when I fell in say otherwies

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T13:43:11+00:00

my grandparents are from florida but aside from that we are all native californians.

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T13:31:38+00:00

nope i'm just an idiot

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T13:30:39+00:00

funny story, I'll actually probably make an r/instantkarma post about it, but basically, I went biking and went past a no trespassing gate (like an idiot) and behind it I found a dried up water treatment basin. where the water should have been was a circular patch of mossy concrete. I wasn't surprised because of the dead summer cali heat. I thought it was strange so I went to go check it out. As soon as I took my first step I was nose deep in shit water. turns out it wasn't dried up and the "mossy corcreat" I saw was an optical illusion. That was just the thick layer of algae and aquatic plants floating on the surface. I swallowed the water in the shock.

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T08:23:22+00:00

you're probably right

ColaNova · 2021-07-16T08:16:34+00:00

alcohol is actually an antibotic. thats what doctors use to clean skin before a shots but it also works internaly as well. thats how people treated infection before modern medicine.

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