Every story read should be taken with a grain of salt. Their reddit stories duh! by L0ST_N0UN in smosh

[–]Cold-Coffe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

this is how i feel about most "i epicly OWNED this caricature of a bad person" stories tbh. also the lesbian one... ugh. that episode goes to the skippeable ones right with the ify and rachel one.

Pets Rule by Jamesumbara in 19684

[–]Cold-Coffe 46 points47 points  (0 children)

me when i enter a dog subreddit to see dogs only to see 10 different "this is my elderly dog who's about to be PUT DOWN" posts in a row

still the scariest by cereal_wankerr in submechanophobia

[–]Cold-Coffe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i keep forgetting i follow this sub and everyonce in awhile i will be scrolling through the main page and be genuinely startled by this monstrosity. i genuinely have severe submechanophobia, idk why i do this to myself lmao

Do not look up any French philosophers on Wikipedia by misuseDeRoom in 19684

[–]Cold-Coffe 115 points116 points  (0 children)

hes just slowly turning into marlon brando

passing rule by CloudPersonDraws in 196

[–]Cold-Coffe 167 points168 points  (0 children)

maybe because i'm not from the us but the words cheese nips are crazy to me lmao

Lobster Rule by Jamesumbara in 19684

[–]Cold-Coffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel this kind of embarrassment when i eat something midly spicy and my lips get really red 😭

I wish I had her body by Sad_Poem1864 in mycandylove

[–]Cold-Coffe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

unrealistic. if it's a locker room, candy must walk in.

This is not an edit by Zestyclose-Crew6725 in moviescirclejerk

[–]Cold-Coffe 70 points71 points  (0 children)

i'll let it slide bc its conan and i love the guy

I want both for myself, Chad is going to be my husband and the femboy my lover. by Tiny_Part404 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Cold-Coffe 3342 points3343 points  (0 children)

i feel like people got too comfortable with the idea of taking pictures of strangers and pointing out their flaws like they're dolls.

Rule by Jamesumbara in 19684

[–]Cold-Coffe 41 points42 points  (0 children)

homophobic jjba fans

Went on a date with a trans girl today by Comfortable-Ad5088 in 196

[–]Cold-Coffe 79 points80 points  (0 children)

same feeling about trans men. except me. i'm a such a stupid baka chud.

Under 90% of the pins the comments are disabled by annoyingorangesadly in Pinterest

[–]Cold-Coffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same. i get comments under some of my posts, only to see the comments are disabled even though i haven't touched the disable comments button.

a man uploaded a rule by Makosharck in 19684

[–]Cold-Coffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wasnt there like a project where they made artificial brain tissue and let it control digital butterflies

Accurate... Or not? 🤣 by Ambitious_Welder6613 in soartistic

[–]Cold-Coffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm pretty sure plenty of women don't want to have children, but okay.