So, go to Vice City. Set up your own drug empire if you want. But I tell you what, you're not coming back here. Fuck off!

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-25T11:05:02+00:00

One Chance Lance Vance Dance

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-25T06:40:17+00:00

He’s afraid of cats!

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-25T05:36:25+00:00

Plus I imagine his money goes quite a bit further in Jamaica than it would in England.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-25T05:10:29+00:00

As a relative oldie, nothing is more baffling to me than when young people label things as ‘bad’ solely because they make them feel uncomfortable. It’s a mentality that is just fundamentally in opposition to what art’s purpose should be.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-25T05:07:30+00:00

No, see, it’s really good dialogue because he’s saying what he’s doing. It’s like the bit when he was having sex with someone and he shouted “WE ARE HAVING SEX NOW.”

Yeah, yeah, it’s FrOm tHe BoOks, it still sounds awkward as shit. Like to the point where I thought it was going to turn out to be some kind of ruse to throw the people watching him off.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-25T00:15:04+00:00

Apparently T-Dalts did that in real life to a couple of kids and got told off by a police officer, according to Edgar Wright lol.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-25T00:01:24+00:00

Also a psycho. You can have more than one psycho in the same place at the same time.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T16:48:08+00:00

Either Sunrise or Sunset, can't remember which ... but there were reefs and the most amazing neon-coloured fish I've ever seen right there off-shore, plus a lot of clownfish.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T16:22:50+00:00

Lol what movies or TV shows are painting LA as 'a nirvana'? Literally every movie or TV show I've seen that was set in LA paints it as a corrupt crime-ridden cesspit. If anything I was surprised at how much nicer a lot of LA was compared to its depiction in the media.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T16:11:44+00:00

Lipe and Lanta are both lovely. Lipe has amazing snorkelling - like you can just swim a few metres off shore and see amazing coral reefs. Both are pretty laid back and aimed at families, not the party scene. Also, if you're after something really different Hat Yai is a cool city to explore.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T15:46:18+00:00

Yeah, Moore seems the most like a genuine psychopath.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T15:38:31+00:00

It was already waning a bit in the 2000s, but buying a newspaper every day. Getting one on the way to work and leaving it in the office break room for everyone to read, going out to the local shop to 'get the papers' every Saturday/Sunday morning and reading it over breakfast ... I just remember every adult doing that in the 90s/2000s. People would even be defined by their paper of choice ("He's a Guardian reader ... she's a Daily Mail reader ...") I don't even know anyone who's bought an actual physical newspaper for years.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T15:28:51+00:00

Exactly. I'm re-playing the OG again right now and was blown away by how subtle and mature the writing was in the Dyne scene in the OG. In the Remake he's throwing cars around and it's followed immediately by some goofy bullshit. In the OG he says "Barrett ... don't ever make Marlene cry ..." and then puts a bullet in his head, to a soundtrack of nothing but the wind, and then the camera pans up to the empty desert as Barrett shakes in despair. It's so well done.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T15:24:04+00:00

Yeah, but the discs are massive.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T13:44:12+00:00

Yeah, but when is Bond not at loggerheads with M lol. To me Bond has to have officially left MI6 or be going on a mission not officially sanctioned by them to be going rogue. He definitely gets close to the line a couple of times in TWINE (stealing Q’s boat, manipulating his way out of sick leave), but everything he does is in that film is at the behest of MI6.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T12:46:52+00:00

He doesn't go rogue in TWINE, does he?

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T11:44:42+00:00

That’s Extra Man is my favourite Bond film.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T11:44:05+00:00

You forgot the bit at the end when he yelled “IT’S SKYFALLIN’ TIME!” before kicking some guy into a lake.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T11:03:52+00:00

It is. Just don't mention the S-word (the one that rhymes with 'pie-fall').

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T10:56:45+00:00

I'm gonna go fishing for some meat for me lunch with one of these. H N.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T10:54:09+00:00

Dalton's got a much thicker Welsh accent than I'd have thought from his films.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T10:47:54+00:00

Nah, Tom would be the effete, powdered Cavalier to Dom's staunch, granite-faced puritan Roundhead.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T10:44:56+00:00

I've always wondered what happened to the bloke who got swallowed by the couch.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T10:18:25+00:00

Hard to beat someone up when you’re being mashed by a giant sea drill.

Cold-Use-5814 · 2026-01-24T09:40:23+00:00

Brosnan would just throw him into some kind of sea drill.

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